In a wide and varied career as Python, stand-up comedian and lead singer of Led Zeppelin, Chris has amassed a huge personal fortune and is now dedicated to fashion design, recently opening a Milan show with his new collection inspired by Kid Creole and The Coconuts.

An Oscar winning screenwriter, his writing credits include 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang' and the Werthers Originals adverts.

Chris recently led an abortive coup on the Isle of Man and is credited with discovering the colour yellow.

Chris, father of 12, is actually the reincarnation of Marie Curie, though generally prefers the name Sheila.

An active campaigner for lesbian rights, Chris regurlarly communes with small rodents.

For the sake of Mankind, do not sleep with this man.

Is frequently seen wearing dresses.