"We took the back roads to Miller Time!"
--Myself
"They cheered me up and now I'm drinking."
--my pal Steph
"OH MY GOD IT'S A FUCKIN DINOSAUR!!" *CHOMP CHOMP*
--Chancey during Malkavian Cracker Theatre
"Oh God look, I'm being born!"
--myself.. ya really had to be there
"NEOLYSAE!"
--myself and Bekah
"Gimme a beer! Fuck that! Dwarven Spirits!"
--Matt as "Errol the gay giant pirate" pretending to be straight
"...Tragically Malicious.."
--Trag and myself
"If there were anyone in this fucking world who could be jolly and jaded at the same time, it'd be you..."
--Chancey speaking of me
*looks around at the various sleeping forms*
"YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF PUSSIES!!"
*staggers a bit and passes out*
--Wilbur
*singing w/ a lisp*
"It's gay day, It's gay day!
Jesus Jesus Christ!
Stop it, stop it!
OO ya look so nice!!"
--Bob "The Gay Day Song"
*at perkins*
"What kind of fascist establishment doesnt give blowjobs with their fucking pancakes!?"
--Me :)
Me: I'll have hazelnut coffee.
Waiter: Sorry, we're all out.
Me: *pause* yer shittin me!
(the next week, same waiter)
Me: I'll have hazelnut coffee... *evil glare* you DO have that, don't you!?
"I want coffee flavored coffee!!"
--Denis Leary and myself... that poor waitress.
"So a Setite, a Brujah, and a Gangrel walk into a bar..."
--me (someday i'll finish that joke)
"What's the difference between a Brujah and a bucket of shit? The bucket.."
--McGann
McGann: hey what's the difference between a mage and a bucket of shit?
Me: the bucket knows better card tricks?
Me: hey, what's the difference between a Tremere and a mage?
McGann: i dunno...
Me: The mage knows better card tricks.
(I'm gonna get beaten for that one...)