Bloodhunt anyone!?
Princes kill kindred, it's their job and they like it.
Archons kill kindred, it's their job and they like it.
Justicars kill kindred, it's their job and they like it.
Random kindred kill kindred, they like it too.
Ladies and Gents! The new revised and up to date hit list!
The previous hit out on Geocities for the blunder in my page is still up for grabs. Now moreso than before; I will gladly recall my declaration of war when my page loads in less than a minute :)
That scumbag from Portland is unfortunately still up and about. I heard he's moving to the Binghamton, NY area...pretty sneaky huh? I'll pay double the fee to the man or woman who brings Draven Knightstorm (is that a gay name or what?)back alive with (through the use of vicissitude) extra-large nipples. Now I'm sure this sounds pretty messed up and kinky, but for once, it's not for me. Madam Ventrue...I got 2 words for ya... *TWEEK!*
Ok kids, this one's a very special request!! It has been declared open season on "CJ Giovanni" in 2 vamp kingdoms, lets see who can nail this trophy first! Cant ya just see a buncha gangrel hoppin into a pickup with Wilbur at the wheel, all of 'em A HOOTIN AND A HOLLERIN!! YEEEEHAAAW!
I almost forgot this one. I'm laying down a bloodhunt for Tom that stinkin Malkavian wannabe. He refused to abide by the "move your feet, lose your seat" rule and whined until I let him have his damn seat at the bar back. Somebody ash that bitch!
Yet another mission for all of you hitman hopefuls! Keep your ears open for any... get this... "pirate wizards". Now this is just too dumb, get rid of this guy. It should be pretty easy, he's dumb as a box of hammers. Oh and bring me his parrot-raven.
Also I'm personally asking the Prince of Pizza Hut to take out the downstate Ventrue known as "Dan". *holding back torrents of laughter* heads up Dan!... LMAO!!!
Any new hit requests can be sent to me and I shall post it on the mission board here. It's good to be the Prince...
"Being Prince means never having to say you're sorry."
