So, Ashlea was a goof and deleted all of her links, so let's try this again, shall we?

X-Files Links!

Aside from the fact that they rarely archive any of my fic for some reason, The Gossamer Project generally has 99.9% of the fic you could ever want, and all the fic you DON'T want too...

For those long stories on cold, dark nights, check out The Annex for stories over 200 K.

Are you a sadist? Does the thought of Mulder writhing in a pool of his own blood make you all excited? Then go to Muldertorture Anonymous to have all your blood and gore needs met.

And for those as sick as myself, take a look at Nicotine Naughties, a whole page about CSM getting it on...with anyone.

Archive X is dedicated to the newest slash out there.

Take Me To Your Leader, Anna Otto's site has to be one of the coolest places I've come across. Great fanfic, and a whole page dedicated to stories about Mulder and/or Scully in the Consortium. If you're really bored, you can read my stuff there, too.

One Breath is Laura Kennicutt's page, dedicated to XF, Tori Amos, the Simpsons, and all else that is wonderful in life...

Manik's page has the very best Skinner-smut there is, and more...

Just wanna talk about the X-Files? Here's Mulderoo's Home Page, the place to go for intelligent discussion on our obsession. And for...uh...less intelligent discussion, visit the Phile Phantasy Board. ;-)

Brand-spankin' new is Spookyteacher's X-Files Trivia. And you thought you knew the show well...

Sparky's Doghouse is the place to go for the very best in fanfic, with new reccomendations every week.

This is a shipper site even a noromo like me can love. Darkstryder's Page not only has great fic, but some of the best graphics I've seen.

For those who like Spender, check out The Ferret Cage. It is very original, and definitely a site to be behold...

Pellinor's Deep Background site has copious quantities of nitpicky details on the show that will come in handy for any writer who needs to know just how long it really takes to get from DC to Martha's Vineyard. You have to see it to believe it. The site also has Pellinor's awesome fanfic.

Ashlea has finally found a political party she can wholeheartedly support. For a good laugh, visit The No Name Party, and find out why Ash wants to vote for them.

Some great sites for Ciggy lovers... The Black Lung Association is a mailing list for those who worship OFL, of which I am a proud (albeit numberless) member. CSMfan's Cancerman Pages is a great read, and has tons of pictures to drool over. And finally, there is Ol' Smokie's Lounge, a newish site with wicked graphics.

Want a good case file? Check out The I in FBI

And everyone, this is a VERY important new addition...get ready for Noromo Values. At last, at last....

Some wonderful sites from some wonderful authors that I meant to put on ages ago...Hong Te, Amanda Finch to be specific.

Sick of XF?
How can you be?

But in case you are, here are some non-XF related links.

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Ashlea's other site. Nothing to do with XF, but if you wanna see some neat graphics, check out littlemissnegativity.

Do you worship Allison Shaw? Do you know who she is? If you answered yes to either of these questions, here's The Cranes Fan Forum.

Well, we all know that Ash is a coffee addict, don't we? Here's the web page for The Second Cup, suppliers of her drug of choice.

Do you need to shake the elephants out of you trouser cuffs? Want to know if there is a metal fish in your future? If you have no idea what I'm talking about, visit The Dada Server.

This is very cool...impress your droogs and confound gloopy millicents by learning Nadsat, the teenage slang invented by Anthony Burgess in the novel "A Clockwork Orange". It's...well...horrowshow.

Fulfill all of your counter-cultural needs at the Adbusters site. Full of spoof ads and uncommercials, this is not to be missed.

Just in case Black Wings didn't tip you off, Ash is a huge Tom Waits fan. Here's a place where you can find out everything you ever wanted to know about this amazingly talented man.

A neat site for sickos...Favabeans.com, a site devoted to...well...fava beans. And Hannibal Lecter.

That's all for now.

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