Progress (Soth vs. TheOsprey)





Welcome to the the ever expanding library of MSTed spam, posted by yours truly, soth. This week, (or day), Progress, by TheOsprey, also including a host segment:

Progress

(Tom):And TheOsprey's lack thereof, a compare and contrast essay.

I see it happening already.

(Mike):I have to pull out the Viagra already!

Just little signs that this place is cracking, soon crumblimg to a pile of lost memeories.

(Crow):I got a dictionary here. You guys ever heard of the word CRUMBLIMG? It isn't in here.
(Mike, Tom): Nope, sorry.

I won't go into specific details because you all will take action against this good fortune.

(Tom):TheOsprey's fortune cookies all say the same thing....EAT ME!

I will instead let you people keep devouring yourselfs.

(Crow):Yourselfs...yourselfs...nope, don't see it...

There was even one post were some one complaigned and you all mocked the hell out of them.

(Mike):See a COMPLAIGNED in there, Crow?

I love it!

(Tom):It's crunchy on the outside, with a creamy caramel center!

And pokejedservo, there is no hope. You are incabable

(Mike):Incabababababababababable..... Sounds like a Warner Bros. cartoon.

of one solitary post and laying low, are'nt you?

(Crow):Did this guy EVER go to English class, like once?

I see you can't even let one reply happen,

(Tom):Cuz replies don't happen....

you have to reply twice. I would complaign

(Mike):We'll COMPLAIGN about your spelling!

further but I think your being here helps my cause.

(Tom):Eventually, I WILL have all the rice in China! Mwahahahahaha!

Keep up the good work peeps, you are ahead of schedule!!!

(Crow):Yeah, peeps, 'sup? Homeys, you ready to rock the crib?
(Mike):It isn't even funny when YOU do it, Crow.
(Crow):Sorry, Mike.

Host segment:

(Servo is on deck, Mike and Crow come out.)

Tom: Yunno, guys, after seeing this post, I wondered how often praise is given to our friend the Spellchecker.

Mike: Ususally not much, I guess.

Tom: Exactly! That's why I composed this little tune. It goes to the tune of that hit ong "Ironic."

Mr. Osprey, wrote a paper one day.
Didn't spellcheck it was right,
got flamed the next day.
It's like a small g....
in your complain.
It's a deth row prdon
without any "a"s.
Isn't it misspelled? Didn'tcha check?

It's like CRUMBLING with an extra "m."
It's reading a post, and finding a misspelled gem.
It's minding your "p"s and "q"s and winding up with qhlem.
And who didn't check? It figures!

Mike: Good, good, how about the rest?

Tom: Rest, Mike?

Mike: Yeah, the rest of the song?

Tom: I would have kept writing, but the spellchecker messed up.

Mike:Ooooohhhhh.

And that's it. Mock + Host segment.

Soth

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