Allow me to introduce myself. (Soth vs. TheOsprey)
Allow me to introduce myself.
(Tom):That way those who care can find out, and stop caring!
(Like Boris Badanov, not Mick Jagger)
(Mike):Yeah, that explains the cartoony features and bad moustache.
I'm a fierce attack bird setting out to mangle the feeble minds that occupy this waste of cyberspace.
(Crow):Protect the osprey, national bird of Iraq.
Theres a reason the word prey is in my name.
(Tom):That was my nickname in school. Mickey "The Prey" Dungsworth. AKA, Little Bully Fodder.
I dont need man or other beasts.
(Mike):I need a sedative.
As I wander alone I drop from the sky with my claws, death falling on those who deserve it!
(Crow):Like small rodents and the occasional snake.
You people hanging on to a show thats been defunct are really hilarious, in a pathetic way like Jerry Springer shows.
(Tom):Except we don't throw chairs as much, here.
(Mike, Crow):Well, sometimes, but still....
You all cling to this puppet show (thats right, it is a PUPPET SHOW!)
(Mike):THAT'S RIGHT, I FINALLY FOUND CAPS LOCK!
hoping that somehow somebody will wave a wand and it will all be returned to normal.
(Crow):Wow, this is WAY off Boris's normal "Moose and Squirrel" topic.
But you people don't seem to know even what normal is.
(Tom): It's a "do as I say, not as I do" kinda thing.
So it will be up to me to see to it that this place is dismantled and turned to scrap iron.
(Mike):Which is really hard to do with binary language.
I wont do it the way that pathetic putz skeebo tried to do and take over, as he said.
(Crow):Oh, yeah, Skeebow. Ugly, just a little smarter than this guy, you remember?
(Mike, Tom): Yeah, sure. Of course.
I will simply point the obvious fact at who is really pathetic and let you people see the truth.
(Tom):And English teachers across America scream in utter horror at the grammer and sentence structure.
for example, here are some of the worst people Ive seen in just the last coupleof weeks:
(Mike):Note to self, use Spacebar more often.
HENRY X- Nobody even like your dumb ass meter. Get the hint and stop. You are the only one who even cares.
(Crow):Well, the loest ranking person is always the one to get the angriest.
POKEJEDSERVO- Cut your posts in half and they will still annoy the hell out us. Heres a new idea Try to have a point to whatever you want us to read. Stop posting whatever pops up in that thin mind of yours. You probably complaign more than the rest, and you are the main problem
(Mike):Another note to self: Use spellchecker.
THE JOKER-Drop your lame ass attempts at humor. They are a waste of a waste. The last time you were funny was when you fell out of your crib
(Tom):Proof that metaphors cannot be made by dumb people.
PUCKSHARK-Just who the hell are you trying to impress? your posts are about a week long and you show off the fact that grandma bought you a word a day calender. It a sad cry for help, but no one is listening.
(Crow):Sadly, the last thing TheOsprey's grandma sent him was a tac and a note saying "Sit on it."
STEFFI-Work on something else, like alife. you clog this board with the same thing over and over, but mobody is interested. Hopefuly you will figure it out before you are 60 and dateless
(Tom):From the man who must have a life because he spends his time spam posting.
There is more, but you all think about this for now. The truth is you all are thinking the same things, just I am the only one who will face the truth head on. Be brave and get lives people!
(Mike):And with that, we end our broadcast day. For WSUX, I'm Lic K. Me, signing off.
Soth
Stinger: Theres a reason the word prey is in my name.
Take me back to the wonderful MSTings!
Please, take me Home!
