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This is a genuine e-mail from the receptionist at Sun Microsystems

Corporate HQ, and went out to all corporate employees.

To: All Corporate Employees

Subject: Copier!

Date: Thursday, July 24, 1997 12:48PM

PLEASE, PLEASE, please, please, please - I am begging here - keep any

and all paper clips away from the copier! We have had two service calls

in the last few days removing paper clips, staples and a binder clip

from the innards of the copier. PLEASE be really, really, really, really

careful around the copier. Especially the document handler, which seems

to suck clits like a vacuum cleaner. Thanks for your help.