At The Construction Site

A couple of blond men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of

the blond men walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."

The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?" The man said, "I'll

go

check," and went back to the truck.

He returned a minute later and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours."

"Alright. How long do you need them?" The customer paused for a minute

and

said, "Uh... I'd better go check."

After a while, the blond returned to the office and said, "A long time.

We're gonna build a house.