Al informed the viewing audience and the rest of you reading this.
" you can see that it looks like a war was fought in here!"
"Yeah, 'Pool man!" Tim said "What happened in here? Are those bullet holes over there?"
"It took three of us to fish that burnt up couch out of the pool! Must of been one doozy of a party!" Al remarked
"Party?" Deadpool asked with raised eyebrow. "Uh..Yeah!! Party! That's the ticket! You know how we high society types are! Too much money for our own good and bored out of our minds." Deadpool turned his nose up in a snooty I'm-rich-and-you're-not-so-I'm-better-then-you-are type look.
Tim and Al looked at each other and then shrugged their shoulders.
"Ok. Moving on." Tim said as he walked to a large hole in the wall. "Al and I already pulled the couch out of this wall."
"And one out of pool! Guess it was a pool party" Al said and laughed finding himself quite funny.
Tim and Wade however..." Shut up, Al."
Al sighed and then addressed the camera. "We decided that instead of patching this whole up and putting in new studs, dry wall etcetera, we would instead open the wall up more and put in a set of glass double doors. This would make the patio area more accessible as well as the pool."
"I'm going to use the Binford 8200 reciprocating saw to cut away our door frame. You know, sawing away a wall like this is allot like a marriage."
Al sighed.
Deadpool muttered "Here we go. I need lots of beer to listen to this." He then left to get himself said alcoholic beverages.
After far too long, Tim finally stopped bitching about this week's problem at home, confident that it would be solved in the next half an hour, and got on with the show.
"Um...Tim? You did check to make sure there's no electrical wiring in this wall right?" Al asked with justifiable concern.
"Yes, Al, I checked. I even turned off the power, just in case!"
"I'm impressed."
"Well, thank you."
Tim started the saw and he cut into the wall as Deadpool came back into the room with a beer in one hand and a grilled ham and cheese sandwich in the other.
"Hey, Al. Wanna bite?" Deadpool said and offered the sandwich.
"Well, it does look good."
"Yeah. Some jack@$$ turned the power off on me though. Had to turn it back on before I grill my lunch."
"Turn the p..." Al started before he turned and yelled to Tim. "Tim!!! Stop!"
Unfortunately (Or fortunately. Depending if you find people hurting themselves funny)
"I do! I do!!!"
I know you do Wade. That's because you're a sick human being.
"Yeah, ain't it great."
Anyway, unfortunately Al was too late and Tim had cut into an electrical line. The lights flickered on and off and Tim seemed suspended in air with his skeleton showing with the strobbing of the lights. Tim yelled in pain as Deadpool watched in awe.
Al sprinted to the main circuit breaker and shut off the power. Tim fell to the floor. After a few seconds he stood, his skin and clothes slightly blackened and his hair having grayed, now standing strait up much like a certain fight promoter.
"Oops." Deadpool said as he took a bit of his sandwich.
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