The young woman asked a camera and seemed to be waiting for some type of response. She smiled a friendly inviting smile as she waited and although there was no response, she still replied to it,
"That's right! It's Tool Time!"
The camera pans over to two men waving at at it.
"Hello everybody!" the smaller man greeted. "Welcome to Tool Time! I'm Tim 'The Tool Man' Taylor and of course you all know my assistant Al 'Flannel Man' Borland. Today is very special edition of Tool Time since we get to renovate this gorgeous mansion that you see behind us!"
It was now that Deadpool decided to walk onto camera. Dressed in blue jeans, flannel, tool belt and ever present mask. While the tool belt did, amazingly, hold several construction/repair type tools, it also held many of Deadpool's type of tools.
Tim greeted Deadpool with smile and handshake.
"This is our home owner, and a VERY generous sponsor of the show, Wade 'The 'Pool Man' Wilson! Welcome to Tool Time, Wade and thank you again for all of your support."
"Hey," Deadpool replied, "You keep putting Heidi in those Daisy Dukes on the show, and I'll keep the money coming! Well, that won't be the only thing coming but, you won't have to see the other one." Deadpool then winked and smiled at Heidi. The woman's normally pleasant demeanor quickly left for an uneasy, nervous, look.
"Uh...Hey, I wonder if Wade is related to my neighbor, Wilson. Same last name. Never get to see either of their faces." The Tool Man asked.
"I don't think so, Tim." Al replied flatly.
"Well," Tim said clapping his hands together. "How about the Tool Man and the Pool Man dive right into this, huh? Where do you want to start, Wade?"
"The living room, I guess." Deadpool replied. "That's the one that I %#@*&^ up the...most." Deadpool paused and looked puzzled. Then rather upset. "What the ^#< Family show. You can't say those things.
"Are you $#@*%&^ kidding me?!? What a crock of $#!+ !!! I thought that this was mother $#@*%^ America! Where's my freedom of speech!?!?!"
You can say what you want, it'll just be censored.
"$#@* you!"
Tim and Al look at each other, slightly confused and a little uneasy.
"Well," Tim said after a few awkward moments, "On to the living room!"
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