GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there's nothing in the toilet.

CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there's nothing on the toilet paper.

WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and you underwear so you don't get skidmarks.

SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopieing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, only to realize that you have to poopie some more.

POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-HEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

GABBY POOPIE: It's so noisy that everyone in earshot is giggling.

DRINKER POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have in the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticable from the skd marks it leaves in the bottom of the toilet.

CORN POOPIE: Self-Expanitory.

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie, but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

SPINAL TAP POOPIE: The kind where it hurts so badly coming out that you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

WET CHEEKS POOPIE (the power dump): The kind that comes out of your butt so fast that your butt gets splashed with water.

LIQUID POOPIE: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splashed all over the toilet bowl.

MEXICAN POOPIE: It smells so bad your nose burns.

DEATH POOPIE: It smells like something died in your butt before you poopied it out.

UPPER-CLASS POOPIE: The kind of poopie that doesn't smell at all.

THE SUNRISE POOPIE: You aren't at the toilet because you think it's a fart, but it's a poopie!

THE DAINGLING POOPIE: This poopie refused to drop into the toilet even though you are done poopieing it. You have to pray that a shake or 2 will shake it loose.



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