FROM: Internal Revenue Service


SUBJECT: Increased Tax Payments

Dear Taxpayer:

The only thing the Internal Revenue Service has not taxed is your penis. This is du to the fact that 40% of the time it is just hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is pissed off, 20% of the time it is hard-up and looking for some action, and 10% of the time it is actually employed, but it operates in the hole. Furthermore, it has two (2) dependents, and they are both nuts.
Accordingly, after April 15, 1999, your pecker will be taxed, based on its size, using the "Pecker Checker Scale" below. Determine your category and insert the additional tax under "other Taxes" in the approprate section of the tax form you use.


PECKER CHECKER SCALE


10-12 inches Luxury Tax $150.00
8-9.9 inches Pole Tax $75.00
6-7.9 inches Priveledges $25.00
4-5.9 inches Nuisance Tax $10.00


NOTE: Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund.

******************PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION*************

Males with peckers in excess of 12 inches should be filed under "Capitol Gains".
If unaware of your correct category, call your local IRS office and they will send an official Peter Meter Reader out at your convenience.


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