This machine is subject to breakdowns during periods of critical need.
A special circuit in this machine called a 'critical detector' senses the operator's emotional state in terms of how much he or she is to use the machine. The 'critical detector' then creates a malfunction proportional to the desperation of the operator. Threatening the machine with extreme acts of violence will only aggrevate the situation. Likewise, attempts to use another machine may cause it to also malfunction, They all belong to the same union. Keep cool and say nice things to the machine. Nothing else seems to work.
moral of the warning: Never let anything mechanical know you are in a hurry.
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