SO YOU THINK YOU KNOW JACK SCHITT?


He's the only son of Awh and Oh Schitt. Awh, the fertilizer magnate, married Oh, the owner of Kneedeep Inn. Jack married Noe. They made 6 kids. Holy, Their first, passedon shortly after birth. Next came the twin sons, Deep and Dip, then 2 daughters, Fulla and Giva, and another son, Bull. Deep married Dumb, a high school dropout. Dip married Lotta, and they have a son, Chicken. Fulla and Giva married the Happens brothers. The Schitt-Happens kids are Dawg, Byrd, and Horace. Bull just married Pisa, and they are awaiting the arrival of a baby Schitt.

NOW YOU KNOW JACK SCHITT!!


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