Here's a little something to test the audience on their willingness to particiate and if they truly are at the theater to see Rocky.
What you do is get them to say GO THE FUCK HOME after you say the following:
- If you are easily offended...
- If you are a right wing religious pain in the ass...
- If you consistently agree with Rush Limbaugh...
- If you are homophobic...
- If you are someone who can't handle sophomoric sex jokes...
- If you have ever attended a New Kids On The Block concert...
- If you ever first saw this movie in Utah...
- If you voted yes or agreed with Colorado's Amendment 2 on the 1992 ballot...
- If you are politically correct...
- If you are here because you though the theater was showing a French art film at midnight on a Saturday night...
- If your last name is Koresh, Dalmer, or Manson...
- If you think digital watches are a pretty neat idea...
- If you must complain in order to be happy...
- If you can't handle off-colour humor...
- If you can't take a joke...
- If you think this movie is about Rocky Balboa...
By now, we hope you that we have made it clear that this movie will probably offend almost everyone in some way. As a matter of fact, if you notice any obnoxious special interest goup that is not being ridiculed and insulted during the movie, we ask that you bring it to our immediate attention. Therefore, do not attempt to complain about the abuse we give out, because if you're too stupid to have figured out that this isn't the Disney channel by now...
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