Things that should be on one of those buttons.....


  1. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
  2. Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.
  3. Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?
  4. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
  5. Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.
  6. Do I look like a freakin' people person?
  7. This isn't an office-It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
  8. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
  9. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
  10. I've found Jesus. He was behind the sofa the whole time.
  11. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
  12. You! Off my planet!
  13. Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.
  14. Practice random acts of intelligence & senseless acts of self-control.



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