Management wishes to bring to the attention of all personnel that some individuals have been using abusive language in the exchange of normal verbal communication with relation to the performance of routine activities.

This code list is provided to permit individual freedom and originality of our fellow employees to alleviate frustration and to provide a clearer, more precise, and effective means of communication to one another in such a way as to not offend customer relationsips and other individuals with sensitive ears (such as the children) that may be within hearing distance.
To preclude mistaking the communication codes with department numbers, telephone numbers, and extentions, management has assigned 800 and 900 series numbers to be utilized for your convenience and clarity.

800 series

801 You've got to be shitting me!
802 Get of my fucking back!
803 Beats the shit out of me.
804 What the fuck....
805 It's so fucking bad, I can't believe it.
806 Your ass sucks banannas
807 Your ass sucks wind
808 I hate this fucking place
809 Fuck you very much
810 Spank you very much
811 Lovely, simply fucking lovely
812 Beautiful, just fucking beautiful
813 FUBAR: Fucked up beyond all reason
814 Hair pies / fur burgers
815 I just got fucked over
816 Big fucking deal
817 Hang it in your ear
818 Get bent
819 Oh shit!!
820 Merry fucking Christmas
821 Happy fucking birthday
822 Fuck it, just fuck it!
823 Hot shit!
824 Find a quarter and call someone who cares
825 Don't get fucking wise
826 Bitching!!!
827 I don't give a flying fuck
828 Pardon me Sir/Ma'am, you've obviously mistook me for someone who cares
829 As long as I don't stand up I'm fine
830 Fuck the phones
831 Fucking follow-ups
832 I didn't design the damn thing, I just sell the stuff.
833 Don't ask me---I didn't see the damn thing happen
834 The fucking thing won't work
835 Shut the fuck up you brown nosing fool
836 Fuck off
837 Who called this meeting anyway?
838 SNAFU: Situation normal, all fucked up
839 I'm free this weekend
840 Fuck it
841 Somebody help me dump this mother
842 Let's ball at lunch
843 I'm free tonight
844 SSDD: Same shit different day
845 Call me at home to come back to work
850 O fucking k
851 How much duct tape is needed to tape an 8 year-old to their seat again??
852 Can we tape this child's mouth shut yet?
869 Let's have oral gratification

900 series codes

900 Is it Friday yet??
901 Will you stop that fucking whining!!
902 Let's take off sick together
903 Meet you at the hotel
904 Up your ass
905 Kiss my danger ass
906 Let's trade balling partners
907 Is it Spring Break yet?
908 Is he/she available?
909 is it the end of the year yet?
910 Muddy field, couldn't play
912 Colourful, but nice
918 Ask me again in a couple of days
920 Far fucking out
921 Let's split this joint, but not in the office
969 Let's eat in tonight
970 You play ball with us or we'll stick the bay up your ass
971 What the fuck was that?
973 Out fucking standing
974 I wouldn't shit you, you're my favorite turd (see 801)

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