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What shall we do with the wowser reader What shall we do with the wowser reader What shall we do with the wowser reader Taking up the bandwidth? Dress him as a Vulcan and show him to Tim Dress him as a Vulcan and show him to Tim Dress him as a Vulcan and show him to Tim Taking up the bandwidth? What shall we do with the wowser reader What shall we do with the wowser reader What shall we do with the wowser reader Taking up the bandwidth! Dip him in honey and throw him to kristi Dip him in honey and throw him to kristi Dip him in honey and throw him to kristi Taking up the bandwidth! (Chorus) Hit him with LARTS until he collapses Hit him with LARTS until he collapses Hit him with LARTS until he collapses Taking up the bandwidth! (Chorus) Tell the Shadows he's really a Ranger Tell the Shadows he's really a Ranger Tell the Shadows he's really a Ranger Taking up the bandwidth! (Chorus) Send him to a disco with the Lumati ambassador Send him to a disco with the Lumati ambassador Send him to a disco with the Lumati ambassador Taking up the bandwidth!
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This song :) is dedicated to all the participants in the long discussion about good and evil in the Baylon 5 universe, especially Tim who has valiantly defended himself against the combined onslaught of the shadowers. But, I can't resist using the opportunity to hammer a few more nails into Tim's argument... "Bang, bang, bang" as Sebastian would say.
The song is based on George Michael's "FASTLOVE" and apologies to all and sundry for whatever reasons you think are appropriate. (Includes backing vocals and all... :)
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(gotta give up the thread now...) {repeat 8 times in background} (ooh, ooh, maybe, maybe...) (ooh, ooh, maybe, maybe...) oh yeah (ooh, ooh, maybe, maybe...) (ooh, ooh, maybe, maybe...) Looking for some inspiration while I wait for "Fall of Night" all that bullshit speculation well maybe we can't read the signs Chorus: I won't spoil you with the details, trust me ;-) I don't even want to prove you wrong Let's just say that maybe, I could help you change your mind Maybe..., Kosh ain't Mr. Right But if the Vorlons are bad guys if that's Kosh with his lies if Morden's around not a bad guy then Shadows is all that I've got on my side (ooh, ooh, maybe, maybe...) Oh, yeah (ooh, ooh, maybe, maybe...) Something to think about, maybe? (ooh, ooh, maybe, maybe...) Oh, yeah (ooh, ooh, maybe, maybe...) Looking for some information made my way to channel nine my friends are all waiting while they count their ratings season three has not begun {CHORUS AGAIN} {drums, crescendo to CODA...} "Ivanova! Call security!" We're All Alone In The Night Vorlon homeworld keeps on calling me but I hear nothing in their lies I'll miss my baby..lon 5 I'll miss my baby..lon 5 (oh, yeah) so Londo will make a little room for the shadows coming soon, maybe We won't give you peace of mind hey, G'Kar can't find it Delenn believes that we are following the wrong opinion (ooh, ooh, maybe, maybe...) they really ought to give up now (ooh, ooh, maybe, maybe...) you really ought to give up now (gotta to give up the thread now) Looking for some explanation? {fade out} |
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Anybody Find me Some B5 to watch? Each morning I ring up the network
Lord, somebody, somebody
I work hard (he works hard)
Lord, somebody, somebody
(He works hard) Every day
Somebody, somebody
I feel like I've no rhythm
Find me some B5 to watch (x 10)
Can anybody find me
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Leece writes:
Okay, rememember Scarborough Fair? The young lady and gent concerned were generally dissatisfied with each other and set about giving each other impossible tasks:
She was to make him a cambric shirt,without any seams or needlework then go about and wash it in a dry well etc.
She wanted him to find her an acre of land, between the sea and the shore, and to sew it all over with one peppercon, reap it with a sickle of leather.
And then he could come and get his shirt.
Well, with this in mind I thought that we could write something similar:
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Are you going to to Babylon Squared?
Tell him to make an airlock door
Well tell her to meet an Ambassador
Tell him to sneak into Kosh's apartment,
Tell him, grow a Minbari head-bone.
Make her decode the book of G'Quan.
Ask that G'Kar to stop loosing assistants.
Look in the dark for one moment of beauty,
Travel ye down to the planet below us
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