Centauri-
- What did the last of the Xon say?
- Arrrgggh!
- I've been having nightmares that make my hair stand on end.
- That would explain the Centauri.
Sheridan and Delenn, "And the Rock Cried Out, No Hiding Place"
- How many Centauri does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- Just one, but in the great old days of Republic hundreds of servants would change a thousand lightbulbs at our slightest whim!
Londo to Lennier, "Convictions"
Minbari-
- How many Minbari does it take to change a lightbulb?
- Three.
Duggy
- Centauri guards must be selected by the amount of bone content in their head. They should
employ Minbari.
- Londo to Vir (after punching out a Centauri guard), "And the Rock Cried Out, No Hiding Place"
Narn-
- How many Narns does it take to insert a lightbulb?
- Five. One to insert the bulb, and four to hold down the Centauri.
Robert Whyte
- What is more dangerous than a locked room full of angry Narns?
- One angry Narn with a key!
Centauri Minister to Vir, "Sic Transit Vir"
Psi Corp-
- How many Psi's does it take to change a lightbulb?
- One, but it needs to see all of the correct documentation first.
Duggy
- How many super-teeks does it take to change a light-bulb?
- Just Ironheart. He re-arranges the molecular structure.
Chris Hadgis
- How many Psi-Corps experimental volunteers does it take to change a light-bulb?
- Ironheart: Change it into what?
Robert Rendell
Vorlon-
- How many Vorlons does it take to change a lightbulb?
- A1: Yes.
A2: Just Kosh.
Duggy
- Why did the Vorlon cross the road?
- Who knows?
Duggy
- Why did the Vorlon cross the road?
- He was always there!
Kevin Lentin
Miscellaneous-
- How many time travellers does it take to change a lightbulb?
- None. Zathras change bulb. Zathras always do all the work. Poor
Zathras. Zathras no complain. It Zathras lot in life.
Duggy
- How many time travellers does it take to change a lightbulb?
- Ooooh. Zathras try to warn. Great Darkness coming. Much blacknesses. Zathras tell but ooooooh-tch-tch-tch nooo-body listen to poor Zathras!
David Versace
- Watch out for chickens... they cross the road when you're not looking at them.
- Jeffrey Sinclair, ex-Babylon 5.
Possum Bits
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