Morden the Chef


This is a selection from a thread in the newsgroup in which someone suggested that maybe the Shadows are not able to act on their on volition; they have to ask people "What do you want?" Someone else then said in that case why not ask the Shadows to make sandwiches or mine for us?

Leece then wrote:

Can you imagine:

Shadow Pawn: "Here's your sandwich."
Sandwich Requester: "Thanks. Er, why is it ticking?"

Or better still:

Shadow: "Here's your sandwich."
"Thanks. Why is it screaming!"
Shadow: "I thought you might like it better that way."


Or mining.

Shadow miner: "The uranium's outside"
Mine Owner: "OK, I'll get the forklift to move the sheilded containers."
Shadow miner: "You won't need those."
<Geiger counter explodes...>


Maybe we could start a Morden the Chef thread.

Morden: "What do you want?"
Ambassadore: "A sandwich"
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Now I'm hungry...ah there's a nice looking fellow over there with a sandwich trolley. I think I'll go and talk to him.


Belegdel then wrote:

Shadow: "Here is your sandwich."
"Thanks. It's very high."
Shadow: "We want to make sure you're eating properly."
"OK. *bite* *scream* it's full of spikes, what is this?"
Shadow: "Sea Urchin sandwich. With sauce."


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