Knock Knock Jokes


Andrew Moffat wrote:

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kosh
Pardon... who are you?
DON'T ASK ME THAT QUESTION!


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Tim Gollschewsky wrote:

Sinclair : Knock Knock
Me : Who's there?
Sinclair : Sinclair
Me : There's a hole in your mind?
Sinclair : You're RIGHT! Now I'm confused. What do I want......
Morden : HEY!!! I get to ask that!!!
Sinclair : Huh? Who are you?
Sebastian : Stealing my lines eh? BANG BANG BANG!!!
Delenn : Stop!! It's ME you want!
Sebastian : I tortured you last week!
Sheridan : Leave her alone!
Sebastian : What do YOU want!
Morden : HEY!!!!, you people are REALLY starting to PISS me off.
Get em guys!!! (Shadows suddenly appear!)
Kosh : *FUCK!*


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Sheridan to Delenn in
"A Race Through Dark Places":

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kosh.
Kosh who?
Gesundeit.


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