Babylon 5 Drinking Game

Initiated and Compiled by William Gauvin


The Babylon 5 Drinking Game was our last best hope for getting drunk, it failed. But in the year Season 3 desended upon us all, it became something even greater, our last best hope for getting totally smashed. The year is 1997, and the name of the place is aus.sf.babylon5 <cue music>


  1. Two sips whenever Morden asks 'what do you want'
  2. (a) Take a sip every time Kosh says something enigmatic.
    (b) A whole beverage if what he says actually makes sense to you
  3. One sip for every in-reference to other famous SF/F
  4. A scull every time they use the defense grid
  5. Two sips if they use a flashback
  6. One sip when the title of the story is used in dialogue
  7. One sip when a Centauri talks about the old days
  8. One sip when a Minbari talks about honour/religion
  9. One sip when a Narn talks about oppression/freedom
  10. One sip when someone expresses ill sentiment about psi-corps
  11. One sip when you spot a Ranger
  12. One sip for every Nightwatch armband
  13. Spot Na'toth in Series two - drink whole beverage.
  14. Keffer does something space-jock-like - one sip.
  15. You see Kosh outside his encounter suit - open a new bottle and quaff till you're legless...
  16. Take one sip every time we see a vessel docking
  17. Everybody recites the opening narration - whoever misses a word or times it wrong must drink
  18. Take two sips every time we see Londo carrying a glass
  19. Take two sips every time we see Londo at the casino
  20. Have a whole drink every time we hear mention of the hole in Sinclair's mind
  21. Have a whole drink every time a scene with Shadow ships appears
  22. Have a whole drink every time we see G'Kar reading from his Book of G'Quon
  23. Mouthful if Ivanova makes a very-quotable soliloquy.
  24. Every time Ivonava refers to her self in the third person take a sip
  25. Every time they mention C&C take a sip
  26. Every time a different sector, on the B5 station, is mentioned take a sip
  27. Every time Sector 14 is mentioned have 2 sips
  28. What about everytime Babylon 5 gets fired out scull the glass :)
  29. What about every time we see some Warner Bros. product placement in Garibaldi's room, take a sip.
  30. Everytime Ivonnova talks about her mother, take a sip
  31. If someone is given a data crystal take 2 sips

Bonus Drinks

  1. If the episode you are watching is part of the arc story, take a sip (This is because you are stupid enough to play this while watching an episode from the arc storyline)
  2. If you are about to watch a second episode while playing, take 1 sip
  3. a) If you are about to watch a third episode while playing, take 2 sips
    b) If all 3 have been arc stories, then take another 3 sips


Contributors:

William Gauvin, David Golding, Scott, Kristi, Intensity, Randall Lasini, Big Bad Wolf, Micheal Joyce, Alicia Smith.


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And now for a different approach, by Jack:

Every time John Sheridan says 'Aw, Hell!',
     skull one shot of Sheridan (black and white liquor, bloody nice!)
     else a shot of Johnnie Walker..

What about a bit of B5 geography..

Every time Brown sector gets a mention,
     skull one shot of Jim Beam (or in your favorite mix)

Every time Green sector gets a mention,
     skull one shot of Midori (or in your favorite mix)

Every time Blue sector gets a mention,
     skull one shot of Blue Curacao (or in your favorite mix)

Every time C & C gets a mention,
     Down a Cahlua and Coke (Kahlua)

Every time Council Chambers gets a mention,
     Down a nice glass of Port

Every time Down below gets a mention,
     Down a stubby of VB


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