BloodStar’s Most Excellent Survey

(designed to reveal hidden traits)

Assuming you have nothing better to do (if you had anything better to do, what would you be doing here?), you can fill out my SURVEY. This survey is designed to help reveal your true path in life, determine your most innermost traits, and ~~see how much dirt I can get on unsuspecting visitors.~~ Uh, ignore that last part.

Please answer all questions truthfully. Or to the best of your ability. Or do like I do, and just make stuff up. Whatever you do, the truth will be revealed, and you will receive a Special Personal Message created just for you. This is guaranteed to be Extremely Profound. Of course, it may be so profound, you won’t understand it. So be it.

Please fill out my Survey

Please tell me your Name: (Do not hit return) Please tell me your E-mail Address: (Do not hit return) Please tell me your Home Page, if any: (Do not hit return) 1) What is your species? Human Android, Robot, other Mechanical Cat, Dog, Horse, some other Animal Alien Other 2) What is your sex? Yes No Other That Depends--What Time is It? 3) How old are you? Under 18 Earth years old Between 18 and 29 Earth years old Between 30 and 99 Earth years old 100 or more Earth years old Dead 4) How often do you visit Earth? Every day Once per week Once per month Once per year 5) After getting covered with filthy Earth, how often do you bathe? Every day Once per week Once per month Once per year 6) Which of the following would you rather do? Have steel bolts impale my cheeks Have sex with an alien life form Say I had sex with the President Give Bloodstar all my Earthly possessions Tell me everything about yourself you can fit into this tiny space: (Do not hit return) Text © 1998, 2000 bloodstar@rocketmail.com This page hosted by Get your own Free Home Page