The Adventures of Silly Putty Man!
by Felix Furlow

Wherein we find our hero, Silly Putty Man, in a constant battle for justice and the American Way. Assisted in his efforts by the wise Play Dough, Fimo, and Clayboy, Silly Putty Man tackles the enemies of our times. His nemesis, Happy Fun Ball, a malevolent entity from an unknown galaxy, works continually at conquering the world and wiping out Silly Putty Man.

We join our hero in the Putty Cave...

SPM: Clayboy, the time has come to execute plan 'Stretch Out'. Happy Fun Ball has bounced too far this time! Go and fetch Play Dough and Fimo.

CB: Right, Silly Putty Man.

SPM: My patented Silly Putty Projector will certainly be a surprise for the Fun Ball and his entourage.

Suddenly, monitor A on the console flickers to life.

SPM: Commissioner Whamo... what news do you have for me?

CW: Happy Fun Ball is bouncing his way along the coast and will reach Los Angeles by nightfall. Silly Putty Man. You must act now, or the city will be lost!!!

SPM: Never fear, Commissioner... Silly Putty Man is here.

Clayboy returns to the room, accompanied by Play Dough and Fimo...

CB: Silly Putty Man!... everything is ready!

SPM: TO THE PUTTY EGG!!!

Our fantastic team of wrong-righters swings into action, leaping into the powerful Putty Egg and rocketing out of the secret exit of the Putty Cave.

Meanwhile, up ahead on the highway...

Nerfball: Master... the Nerf Net has been raised... Silly Putty Man doesn't have a chance!

HFB: Goooood... Well done Nerfball. Go and wait for word from the Slinky and inform me at once as soon as he calls!

NB: Yes master.

HFB: Sooo... Silly Putty Man thinks he is a match for my cunning... we shall see... I will TEACH that wretched goo to taunt ME! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Will Silly Putty Man see the Nerf Net in time?

Will the Silly Putty Projector malfunction?

How many miles to the gallon does the Putty Egg get?

Tune in next week for more of the Adventures of Silly Putty Maaaaaaaan!!!!

Silly Putty Man's wardrobe provided by POW Chemicals.


Copyright © 1996 Felix Furlow

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