This is Felix Furlow for Channel Huh? News reporting from Dallas Texas. There has been an explosion at a house at 417 Motley St. in Grand Prairie. Our Skyball team, Lobster and Toenail report from Skyball One...

Lobster: Well Felix, as you can see, Toenail has zoomed in on the destruction below, and we're circling the carnage. Smoke and flame still challenge the firefighters on scene, and bits and pieces of what was once someone's home litter the surrounding block.

Toenail: heEEuuU!!!

Lobster: Oh, the humanity!

Felix: Have you seen any rescue personel attending wounded?

Lobster: We saw one ambulence racing away from the sight as we arrived, and there are two others parked on the street below. I can see three men in white lab coats picking through some of the debris. Toenail, see if you can't zoom in on them.

Toenail: zOOmiNg PaYnIzCaM!

Felix: Yes!... I see them... They're showing that piece of metal to those two other men dressed in black suits.

Lobster: The skeeveboys have spotted us! Now they're making a hasty getaway to the two black sedans parked near the fire truck.

Toenail: Dive! Dive! FlY iN clOse aNd I'Ll droP a bLeNDer oN tHeM!

Felix: ABORT! ABORT!! PULL OUT!!! NOW!!!!

Lobster: Wait!... they're not leaving... they're taking something from the rear seat of one of the cars.

Toenail: LOCK AND LOAD!

Felix: HOLD YOUR FIRE MAN!

Lobster: Look! They're waving to us. One of the men in black is putting what appears to be an ice chest on the trunk of the car. HE'S OPENING THE CHEST!!!

Toenail: gEt ThIs bIrd inTo aTtAcK pOsiTiOn NOW lObBo!

Lobster: Wait! He's holding up what appears to be a beer can. And the other man in black is waving for us to join them!

Toenail: HeEuU!

Felix: WHAT?!? Wait! Steady the shot! I CAN'T SEE!

Lobster: Look! The three guys in lab coats are disrobing! WOW! They're BABES!

Felix: WHAT?!? WHAT'S HAPPENING?!?!?

Lobster: They're all wearing bikinis! Now they're waving us down too!

Toenail: Dive! Dive!

Felix: NO! Hold your position!

Lobster: I'm trying Felix... wind... too... strong... can't... stay... level. LOOK! That man! WITH THE PIPE! He's getting out of the other car. He's joining the two men and three bikini babes. They're handing him a beer! He's smiling and nodding to them!

Felix: FOCUS! FOCUS!

Lobster: One of the bikini babes walks over to him and starts giving him a shoulder massage. She's busty! And she has RED HAIR!

Toenail: DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!

Lobster: The blonde and the brunette are dirty dancing with each other!

Felix: NO! PULL BACK! It's a trap! GET OUTTA THERE!!!

Toenail: DIVE!!!

Lobster: Felix is right Toe! We gotta pull out! HANG ON!!!

Toenail: ...figGiTs

BOOM!!!

Felix: what the... WHAT?!?! WHAT HAPENED?!?!?

Lobster: HOOFAH!!!! WE'VE BEEN HIT!

Toenail: HEEEUUUU!!!

FELIX: WHAT?!?!?

Lobster: WE'RE GOIN' IN! SHE'S BREAKING UP! SHE'S BREAKING UP!

Toenail: eJeCt! EjEcT!

Felix: Well... That was Lobster and Toenail in Skyball One reporting live... uh... reporting from Grand Prairie Texas. This is Felix Furlow in the Channel Huh? Newscenter. We now return you to your regular broadcast, already in progress.