From the desk of Felix Furlow, WMD
Executive Director of Mad Psyence Laboratories
The Fifth Temple of SKIPPIKS

11.25.96 B.X. - 2:00 P.M. CST

Science Officer Speck has informed me that he has devised a plan to capture the beautiful green alien women of whom I have grown so fond. However, the plan calls for me to wear a vinyl kilt, and I'm not so sure I'm ready.

Well, I have diagnosed myself crazy. Mad. Looney. El Loco Gringo. I must admit, I failed to realize the complexity and depth of the Human psyche before my arrival in the Earth-Prime-Timeline. And now, I am suffering the consequences of that negligence. Once I was a beautiful creature of the sea, gliding contentedly through warm, clear water. Now I flounce and gasp on a sandy beach, inches away from the surf.

I suppose I should tune out the television program devoted to sharks which has been providing the soundtrack for this log entry. I have come to the conclusion that television is a manifestation of pure Evil. It is the only popular visual medium which uses projected, rather than reflected, light. It aggressively and invasively bombards the optic nerve. And with WHAT? Change the channel and 499 times out of 500, you're going to be assaulted by some production that painfully reveals your fate as an inmate.

Well, every junkie has his excuse. The RevDoks of the Mad Psyence Laboratories watch television for the purpose of research & developement. Popular programming styles are incorporated into the works of the RevDoks to take advantage of familiarity... something Humans are drawn to like moths to flame. Recently, I have been attempting to schedule meetings with RevDok Lobster of The Fifth Temple of Hoofah Sciences to discuss production ideas. Our initial direction is towards a 30 minute to 1 hour time frame with cable access in mind. We also have plans for producing digital movie shorts for The Fifth Temple of SKIPPIKS Website. These will eventually be implemented on the Studio A page, which is currently under construction.

I suppose that's a wrap for now. The old clock on the wall says it's time for us to say farewell, until we meet again. And it's time for another daytime talkshow with dysfunctional genetic trash on display! Stay tuned for more of The Fifth Temple of SKIPPIKS World Ministry Broadcast!

Your fiend and prayer partner,
Felix Furlow, WMD