What's new? Well... I turned 34 years old on August 23rd. Other than that, everything else is pretty much the same. I still can't get my ftp program to work properly, hence the lack of growth in this website. I still can't get the other ftp program to download to my machine. I still don't have a job. I still don't have a girlfriend. I still don't have cable TV. Fortunately, however, I do have Slack. Therefore none of the aforementioned things really matter. At least that's what I keep telling myself.

Special thanks go out to my esteemed lodge brothers Lonsome Biker Dave, Tom Terrific, and St. Lushus for a most enjoyable night of fellowship on my b-day. Tom Terrific cooked up another delicious gormet meal, and I enjoyed a few shots of the tequila they'd gifted me with for dessert.

Thanks also to Profesor Medfly, Amber Waves of Grain, and Murphy69 for their gifts and good wishes. May you all live long and get Slack.

Well, that's it for now. I hope to make some progress on this site very soon, so please keep checking back periodically. This is Felix Furlow, Mugician and Doktor of Forbidden Psyences... signing off.