From the desk of Felix Furlow, WMD
Executive Director of Mad Psyence Laboratories
The Fifth Temple of SKIPPIKS

03.29.97 - 4:50 P.M. CST

Ah. A lazy spring afternoon in the garden of The Fifth Temple of SKIPPIKS. A relaxing prelude to an upcoming night of hard work in the Mad Psyence Laboratories. We've finally installed Studio A here at the SKIPPIKS website. Although it currently only contains a few samples, I hope to improve selection by the end of next week. However, reverse timeline desynchronization anomolies continue to cripple interfacing, making progress typically slow.

In the News: Last weekend, I had a chance to introduce the Pope on a Rope, DJ Sir Real, St. Lushus of the Fifth Temple of Almost Unlimited to the IRC. Look for his bio coming soon to The High Clergy page. Both he and Lonsome Biker Dave will be joining us in the coming weeks on channel #SKIPPIKS to discuss all manner of Slack and Slack by-products.

Jonnee Flash Resurected! Skinny-assed-hasbeen-wannabe-rockstar Jonnee Flash has risen from the grave to perform limited engagements with !DANCeReGINA! and production on the band's upcoming CD projects. Jonnee and founder Bobby R will be interviewed by DJ Stereotype on his KNON 89.3 radio show, The Grey Zone, on April 4th, 1997. If you live in the Dallas/Ft. Worth area, tune in to The Grey Zone from midnight to 4 AM at 89.3 on your FM dial.

Well, that's the latest on the news front. Stay tuned to this station for future updates. We now return you to your regularly scheduled website.

Your fiend and prayer partner,
Felix Furlow, WMD