The Wild Wild West
November 18th, 1999

Hello again, everyone. (Howdy ya'll. I am Reggie Foxworthy, sheriff in these parts.) Reggie has been in his Wild Wild West mode for the past few days. Right Reggie? (Me and Selma Hijak in the Wild Wild West. Livin in the wild wild west!!) We have been watching the Head Bean and got one of the premier bearstones last week. (Yep, we did. Right, Artimis?) It is Bill, not Artimis. (Whatever? Have you seen Dr. Loveless?) Not lately. {Reggie jumps off the desk and starts looking around the room for Loveless} (I know you're here, show yourself!!![in western twang]) Well anyway. We also just received our Pooh ornaments, does anyone know where to get the Pooh resin ornament? {Reggie yells from across the room}(Loveless knows! [mumbling] he knows our every move.) Reggie goes through phases. Well we would like to say that we looked at the 2000 bears and think they are wonderful. (No 100 ft tarantulas!!) And...? (Well that just means Loveless hasn't been around.) Okay, well why don't you look in the other room for Loveless? {Redmond runs from the other room, dressed in a Loveless outfit.} Oh no here we go.

Redmond : Your time is up James West!!!
Reggie : Never loveless! Where is Selma Hijak?!
Redmond : You will never find her .... ahahahahahaha!!!!!
{Redmond pulls out a rubber spider}
Reggie : Artimis!!! you must run from the Giant Metal Spider!!!
Bill : I am NOT ARTIMIS!!!!
Reggie : Oh no he go to you to.. It is all up to me to stop Loveless!!
Redmond : You cannot stop me!! I have a large steel spider!!!
{Reggie leaps for the rubber spider and misses! He gets up and puts his hat back on. Then turns to Redmond}
Reggie : Okay since it seems that I cannot win the Wild Wild West way, lets settle this like Clint!
Redmond : Okay, lets.
Reggie : You got to ask yourself just one question punk?
Redmond : What's that?
Reggie : Do you feel lucky? Well do ya Fox?
Redmond : Yeah I do... little fox!
Reggie : Then I only got one thing for you....
Redmond : What's that.... a tape of last weeks Boyds Special. The one we missed since we went to Disney Quest.
Reggie : Maybe? 
Redmond : okay and key lime pie?
Reggie : Yep.....
{Redmond looks up at Bill}
Redmond : the force is strong with the young one.
Bill : I sense much fear in you.....
Good Bye everyone.... (BYE!!!!!

-Bill, Shannon, Redmond & Reggie Foxworthy... :oP :o)

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