Captain's Log Stardate 03290.1 Commander Bill and I have been trapped aboard the enemy outpost for almost two weeks now. In our two weeks we have scrounged for food from what the resident crew calls the "galley." It is a wondrous plethora of delectable foodstuffs. Well while we were searching through the galley and came across a top-secret memo. It read, "Attention Expedition Two crew. You will be pleased to know that the special event day at Michelle's Gifts is on March 31. If you plan to attend be there on March 31 and have fun." Great, Scott! We realized that today was the 29th, what would we do? Perhaps we could steal the Soyuz and make a break for it! No, they would find us out before we got away. As desperation began to set in, then we got a call on our comm badges. "Captain Reggie, this is the Shuttle Green Scarf, Commander Grenville here." I donned my spacesuit and made my way to the shuttle and now I am back on Earth. I am of course now ready for the special event day. See you there. -Reggie Foxworthy :o) p.s. I received a quite perturbed communiqué from Commander Bill this morning. He wanted to know when they would send the shuttle back. Then I responded, "What shuttle?" REGGGGGGGGGGGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

-Bill & Reggie Foxworthy :o)