From: "cheshire cat" Newsgroups: rec.games.miniatures.warhammer Subject: Re: POWER GAMER ALERT Alister wrote in message <7dte0h$9ou$1@uranium.btinternet.com>... > >cheshire cat wrote in message <3701d8c2.0@news.hawaii.rr.com>... >> >>Blank Dave wrote in message ... >>>>ever hear of thats a stupid friggin' rule anyway? i mean come on. >>>> >>>>Sergeant: "come on, men! we have to get to the other side of the field >>>>ASAP! >>>>climb in this rhino that the command squad abandoned and we'll move >>>>out!" >>>> >>>>Tactical Marine Sven: "no, sir. we can't do that." >>>> >>>>Sergeant: "wtf not??? get your ass in that rhino right now, soldier!" >>>> >>>>Sven: "it was used by another squad. the Emperor forbids it." >>>> >>>>Sergeant: "oh, well. who am i to question the Emperor?" >>>> >>>>Sven: "praise the Emperor." >>>> >>>>Sergeant: *rubbing temples* "*sigh.* praise the Emperor." >>> >>> >>>Let's take it this way. >>> >>>Captain: "Sergeant, why did you commandeer that vehicle?" >>> >>>Sergeant: " We needed to cross the field quickly sir." >>> >>>Captain: "Yet you knew that vehicle belonged to MY squad?" >>> >>>Sergeant: "Yes sir." >>> >>>Captain: "And look you tracked mud all through it." >>> >>>Blank Dave >>> >>>I had to fight my way to the top of the food chain, to become a >>>vegetarian? >> >>Captain: "i dont mind you taking my truck. really i dont. but when you >>bring it back on an empty tank, it really pisses me off! stop at >>a chevron,man!" >> >>Sergeant: "sorry." >> >>Sven: *dancing around them both* "Sergeants in trouble, Sergeants in >>trouble, Sergeants in trouble!" >> > >Chapter Master: What's all this I hear about you lot taking this Rhino out >without permission? And where we you all at the Feast of the Sanguinala >last Thursday? > >Captain: Erm ... just out in the Rhino ... sir ... ummm ... sorry, we >forgot ... > >Chapter Master: I don't know, you treat my bloody fortress-monastery like >a hotel, ride around in my vehicles whenever the fancy takes you - and the >amount of litter in that Rhino is *disgusting*, greasy chip-wrappers and >empty wine bottles under the seats, it's a total disgrace - bring them back >covered in mud and expect my Servitors to clean them ... > >Captain: Sorry sir ... > >Chapter Master: Well I'm confiscating the keys until you prove that you >can behave like veteran Space Marines and not newly-implanted recruits. > >Captain/Sergeant: Oh siiiiirrr ... > >Chapter Master: No, I won't hear another word. Not another word! You are >grounded to your dormitories until tomorrow. > Sven: captains in trouble, captains in trouble captains in trouble captains in trouble... Chapter Master/Captain/Sergeant: shut up! shut up! shut up! *sound of bolt pistols being fired* Sven: owww...*falls dead* Chapter Master: punk. Sergeant: he always was a bastard sir. the Cheshire Cat strikes again! ^___^ |0 0| mew! =*= m visit my website at http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Dunes/4226/ for the largest library of Grey Knight, Ordo Malleus and Inquisition information ever acquired in one place!