Ladies and Gentlemen... please welcome... The RGMW Outtakes! [just to get it into the head of our fuckwit friend in the seventh row...] > Hell yeah, I like to steal [underwear] off the clothesline and parade around the > house in it. It would probably be even more exciting if I could get the > nerve to steal someone else's. > Stay here for a week and you'll be pulling the wings off flies. > Please note that the use of all adjectives are the opinons of the author > and do not necessarily reflect actual excitement or in fact for that > matter any sort of genuine or implied connection with reality at all > That's just cheesy. I might expect that of Eldar, but not > Macedonians. > Pommy pooftas. As distinguished from Kiwi pooftas, German pooftas, French > pooftas, Brazilian pooftas, Chink pooftas, etc. > Where's the Story Monster gone anyway? Does he send postcards? > ATTENTION NEWSGROUP! > > IF YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL 16 YEAR OLD GIRL WHO WANTS TO HANG AROUND MY > HOUSE WITH MINIMAL CLOTHING ON, PLEASE CONTACT ME. NO Y CHROMOSONES, > PLEASE. > I've got that Necromunda book in really execellent condition, only > read twice, by my Grandmother on Sundays, and she was dead. > I was thinking a spiffy pair of sequined Doc Martens. Practical and > elegant. > Because you've been sniffing the washing powder again in the mistaken > belief you found your mother's coke stash. > It could be real classy and piss champagne. > I'm sorry, but your posts are violating guideline 5 of our IP policy > (damaging the image of RGMW) by not posting homo-erotica or flaming > somebody. If you don't stop immediately I'm afraid we will be forced to > pretend that we have the power to make you. > I've decided for my own safety not to attempt to make jokes about screwing > around any more, after Big Al decided to send that one to the missus via > ICQ while he was talking to her. > I went to the Mountains of Nepal, where I was steeped in the ways of the > Ninja Death-Commando Warriors by a learned and wizened figment of my > imagination > Since I'm in the outtakes, does that mean I'm not a newbie anymore? > Fiery is one thing. Taking pleasure out of scrotum-smashing is another. > After reading that guestbook, I'm going to take a shower. For, like, > three hours. I feel unclean. > To whom it may concern - clinical studies have shown that 89.3% of those > surveyed suggested that you might wish to try inserting a saguaro cactus > into one or more of your bodily orifices. > Dear sir, please be advised that our board of directors has suggested that > you use a cheese grater for your next masturbatory exercises. > w0W j0o R l33T3r tH4n 3r1K s3Tz3R!!!!!!!!1 > Thanks to you, I now can't get excited when I see women in skin-tight, > black clothing. You'll be hearing from my lawyer... > They're not having -sex- with the Hamsters, they just use them as Furry > Condoms. > Because if its one thing I know about Americans, its that some of them > have strange views on other countries (at least the ones they've heard of). > YOU can't! YOUR ISP was killed by the POPE'S Swiss GUARDS in VIETNAM! > Thanks for your time...now I will return you to the latest adventures > of 'Setzer is an asshole and buttslams Iranian Goats.' > Oh, so I'm being compared to apartheid now, am I? I'm moving up in the > world. > Why are people from other countries so foreign? > Naffunki's sore because everyone insulted his TV. > Since we are in the majority, and I > am a firm believer in democracy, I believe we have the right to order > you to shut the fuck up. > Likewise, O Pork Rind of Sexual Pleasure. > (Disclaimer: The above list should not be used to infer that I watch > Australian soaps. On the contrary, I watch Australian soap stars' arses). > No, I think that his mother spent so much time during pregnancy bent > over for sailors that he became doubled-up in the womb and as a > result his head grew up his arse prior to birth. > Sorry? You make a shit hole by DESTROYING Wales as we know it? > Dingos aren't very snuggly, and their fur is too wiry. Wombats are much > better company on a lonely night... > GorkaMorka is selling like lo-salt pickled broccoli. > Actually, political correctness is something all us minorities thought up to > fuck with white people's minds. And until Whitey starts sitting in the back > of the bus and learns to say, "Yessum, sir. I'm sorry" on command., PC > hasn't gone far enough. > {I started this thread, so it's bloody well going to include some dancing > girls -got it!} > Bugger me, teaching egotism and arrogance to a Frenchman. The world really > is going to end... > P. S. The above is derived from an original work by God. All comments and > queries can be directed to him at Jehovah@Mt.Sinai.com > Brixton will feel the wrath of my water pistol. > And once again Alister successfully fends off all the competition to > walk off with the prize for Innuendo-Spotting (Easy Level).. > -[deleted], whose thoughts and ideas are solely his own and do not, > in any way, reflect those of Jefferson Lab or its staff. Unless of > course there is any money to made off those ideas, in which case the lab > says: "Gimme, gimme, gimme!" > Oh, so you don't post flames? Where can I get rose tinted glasses like > yours? > [deleted] will fit in well here. He has a brain, doesn't post stupid > opinions, make inflammatory remarks he can't back up, brag of proof he > can't back up, isn't universally hated by the entire NG, and probably > wouldn't need surgical assistance to have his head removed from his arse. > This bloody well better not end up in the outtakes unless you include the > words BIG PENIS. > Cf Setzer/Tubman flamewars of '99, the 32nd occasion Mr Setzer Jr posted for > the last time. > And here I was imagining people with an Octopus Complex. > So you use the Dark side to enhance your ability to run like a sissy girl? > Intriguing. > "Rob a dub, dub, Three men in a Rob, and what would those three men be. The > faggot, the Setzer, the web-address-faker, ugly bastards all three." > I will post in HTML if I want to. It is in my newsgroup reader, so that > means that Usenet must not have any rules against it, otherwise the option > wouldn't be there. > Orange dreadlocked beards and uncomfortable body modification is pretty > much the going rate in the gamer scene. > You can see clearly now your brain has gone? > Any random mention of giant lizards, games featuring well endowed women, > etc. are the property of their respective companies, cartels, etc. > ...The Daemon formerly known as Prince? > I wish I was a test tube baby. There would have been much more to see > during that first nine months. > If I didn't think you worshipped the very ground I walked on, I'd say you > were taking the piss. > Exactly _HOW_ do testicles help someone to commit an act of murder? > This FAQ was not stolen from the Realm of Inisfail. > I just hope they call at a decent hour this time - and A.M. is not decent. > I've got positive proof that > you're a Ugandan transvestite, but I'm not posting it either. > If you would like to order Alister's self enjoyment manual, Coming to > Grips With Myself, or I Choked the Chicken, But I Did Not Choke the > Deputy, call 01-02-555-GROPE-ME. > Ignoring the fluff is like sleeping with your cousin! > The regulars here > possess some marvelous, godlike qualities, that allows them to belittle and > insult other members of the internet community, without fear of retaliation. > I DON'T LIKE FUCKING JIMI! > I thought you preferred the more politically correct terms like faggot. > Fear us, for you never know when we will become bored enough to come after > you. > Of course, you can always just blame all this on rgmw being a bunch of > whiny beards, who aren't serious gamers anyway. It's always worked for > everyone else when they disagree with us. > I'm happy to leave wars out of it, but you had to mention Vietnam... > This NG isn't just a group of waistrels and worthless nothings. At the very > least, the same level of waistrels and worthless nothings that haunt the > mailing list. > This guy has personally attacked one of us and that right is reserved for the > members of the NG only. > One was a stupid, smug, tall idiot(sort of like Big Al, but smartly dressed, > and non-deviant), and a small idiotic, incredibly thick person who follows > him around(like Little Al). > It's not medicine, it's magic pixie dust. From Colombia. > You're just jealous, Mr "I Wish I Lived In A Real Country" > It's Cambodian. It was specially translated by a team of Latvian > chimpanzees into Swahili, and then read out by parrots with Down's > syndrome. By a happy coincidence, it sounded like Australian acting. > What else do you need in life? I think the outtakes hold the secret to > everything. > I personally found that to have female player, you have to find a group of them > and first induce them alone. > Taking drugs and reading Stephen Hawking is good. Not taking drugs and reading > Stephen Hawking is bad. > You actually replied with an informative post. Are you feeling ok? > > > I think you have repressed feelings toward your mother. You want to have sex with > her and kill you father. My advice is to drink heavily and begin using cocaine. It > worked for me. > > > I enjoyed it. Baz, eat someone else. Er, only not me. > No, I'm a musician; I can count to 5. > Please don't say I remember something from Star Trek. > I'd trade my left penis to be normal. > *insert comment without any real content here to continue the thread* > Then it stops because I can't think of a worse insult than American. > I have yet to know of a single Californian > that knows of the world outside of the San Fernando valley.... "Germans? Aren't > they, like, those guys who lived long ago?" > Nothing more warming to a father's heart than to hear his little princess > scream out: "HA HA! I'm Berzerk! DEATHBLOW! Kill the Gobbos! Die you little > green savages!" > That's ok, I'm still waiting for the Blood Patch for Xtreme Barbie > Lipstick Assault... > No wonder I am an atheist. I cannot blindly follow anything. > The newsgroup's own Fluff Nazi League... er, sorry, Fluff > People's Collective, or whatever they are calling themselves now, > Just because it's on Usenet doesn't mean it's a personal attack. > He has a lot on his mind, and we all know that's never been a load-bearing structure > at the best of times. > Does that mean I have had my heterosexuality confirmed by being omitted from > your address book? Seems like a rather odd way to do it really. > Ghetto style: finding six of your friends to help you roll a pensioner > because you're all too pissweak to manage it on your own. Even with guns. > You use a spell-checker? Ewww, that's a real turn-off, you know. > RGMW. Come in peace, stay in peace, leave in peace. Otherwise leave in pieces. > oh, and i never use caps either. this has no relevance on this subject. > i just felt like pointing that out. so there. > Is that a word? And if it is, I bet I spelt it wrong... > America didn't lose the vietnam war. > I died. Which sort of means I don't get to post as much now. > I don't know if it's the blessing, but Gin & Holy Water is fab! > I just checked. I'm still not from Iowa. > He was also rendered deaf in one ear by a > practical joke involving a US artillery piece > I've got a Get Out Of Unwanted Situations Free card. > If it looks like a Troll, smells like a Troll, and says something really > fucking dumb, then it's probably a Troll. > I mean, imagine it. A sexually ambiguous redneck with access to almost > unlimited supplies of booze. It's too scary for words. > Bugger off. I've read funnier things in the Watchtower. > Your witty comebacks lack...wit. > You had better know the quote or I'm taking away your gay license. > I order you not to flame anyone for at least one week. Is that clear? > Not for one week, even if Alec Peters comes back to announce his > engagement to his new life partner ROB. > If your mind was any narrower, the local council would be proposing plans > for a bypass. > Just how does one "run like fuck"? Does it involve a lot of stickiness? > OK, that means I get to try and rape myself. > The server was down for a short while on Monday. (i.e. until I came in on > Tuesday morning and rebooted it.) > Now look here, you arrogant little toerag, I happen to be a step-child > bastard and I will *not* tolerate being compared to WebTV! > I still want to see Hollywood Hogan run for Prez, and then get it. Then > you'd all truly get what you deserve. > Hello, I'd like to say welcome to the group and please die in hell. > I know it's kind of unorthodox and untraditional and all that, but what > the hell - here's a sensible reply. > You're beginning to sound just like Evil Homer. I've yet to decide > whether this is a good or a bad thing. > You'll learn. Think of this group like prison. You only get respect if > you flame someone or become someone's bitch. > Well, to be fair, if GW *hadn't* started making things up out of their > arses all those years ago, this NG wouldn't even exist. > Oh yeah, and the Pope is a black jewish lesbian prostitute from Singapore. > God dammit! Stop trying to turn me on! A female gamer that can program? > I am *not* a prostitute. Not a professional one, anyway. > Doesn't sound any different to any of the newspapers printed here. My > grandmother could proofread better, and she's dead. Except that they tend > to be more of the idiot header variety like "Gays caught in back passage - > Police probe uncovers sex ring". > Is this an private insult-fest, or can anyone join? > #| <-- Jimi's hash pipe > Why do all of my great days now seem to revolve around being allowed to > sleep past 9am? > And kids, don't forget to check out beer once you turn 14. In only four > years time you can drink it legally! > IIRC, the French tend to surrender as soon as they find out that the other > side owns guns. > Sorry, you're wrong there. This *is* my own personal newsgroup, and you > can all lick my boots like the grovelling scum that you are. > Erm... I think you're confusing your career as an evil supervillain > with that of a psychologist. > I read every message of every thread that does not > involve homo/pedi/besti/Bazi-rotica. > [followed by the most gigantic snip since Gargantua's circumcision] > I thought we told you before - no summoning Elder Gods to usenet. It hogs > too much bandwidth... > ObDisclaimer: I am not a smoker. I am, however, an asshole. > It's the mysterious Area 51 of the GW world. It's exact location is a > mystery, as are the activities carried out there. Although GW personnel at > the base have categorically denied that they have the captured, > cryogenically frozen bodies of several Squats in a hidden underground > bunker. > And after the spanking, the... I think I'll wait for the chicks to show up. > Just wondering... considering the way that you did this (along > with your apologizing in the second post) when you sit down at > a table in a resturaunt do you request two plates? > One for each face? > This is bizzare, gay pirate hackers... You could make a movie out of > this. > Just to earn it's tag, this post will now mention the word fellatio. > Thank you. > Warhammer Quest. Definitely the wrong group - we only do homoerotica and > Alladvantage spam here I'm afraid... > And that was a menacing "F*ck with me and you're going to regret it" kind of > heh, just in case you didn't notice... > Finally, has anyone seen or heard anything from Tom Beliech or Jonas > "Originator of the constantly changing sig on RGMW" Whitespore (AKA Crazy > Eddie the Fourth) around lately? Tom was supposed to visit eventually > (probably Gen Con 2000 at this point) and Jonas owes me $9. > No offence taken, but i dont think it has anything to do with brain power > anyway, just the length of the shaft. > Apparently I'm being either fellated or stalked. Maybe both. > With those qualifications, I could be President! > Reality is a long, horrible, on-topic post. And everyone knows on-topic posts > don't exist. > We don't get many trolls here - well, we do, but call them regulars. > Ahhh, this is much better. Personally, I have no idea WTF my IQ is or even > what it means, so I think I'll brag about my dick too. I can also brag > about my arse, so this thread definitely has some potential. Would anyone > like to join the discussion? > I don't mind [OT], but at least make it kinky. > DISCLAIMER: The opinions expressed here are solely those of the author's who > doesn't care whether or not you think he is a right wing nut. Please > forgive any spelling and/or grammatical errors for he is also a victim of > the American public education system. > With the shirts I wear, embarrassment is foreign to me... > If the yanks dont like me posting about another shooting incident then > get them to stop shooting people!! > You do have the full range of Demonically Evil add-ons, don't you? > Including Office 97? > They're quite lovable really, unless you happen to be black, Jewish, have > more money than them, or just get in their way ... > We're here for you man. RGMW, the support group for perverts. > Hooray! A real damn argument now! You yanks can shove your guns up your > arse, we're arguing about Dr Who!! > I have no self-esteem, and need to use a large sig to bolster my failing ego. > The British contingent of this NG will have something to say about > life in the US when they finally manage to do something slightly more > useful than carrying the US armed forces luggage to the next third > world smackdown that we deliver. > Of course, RGMW stands for Rogered Guys Moaning and Whining... > I was going to extend this argument, but I went for a piss and > forgot my next paragraph. Damn. > Personal code of honour. I don't do the following: > 1) Sleep with dead things, children, or animals. > 2) Drink American "beer". > 3) Post binaries. > I think we need a "don't ask, don't tell" policy on this NG... > I've got you figured out. You're only in this for the text. > I believe the term you are looking for is " Official RGMW Chocolate-Covered > Skank Ho" > Ooo.. NO YOU WON'T DRAG ME INTO THIS SMUT!!!!!!!!! > > But... Could you do that again. This side, this time? And call me > mommy... > But sleeping with dead baby animals is what life is all about! > Unless the exchange rate changes, and Canadian money becomes worth -more- than > Monopoly money. > All innocent and/or sensible persons have 12 hours to leave this NG. After > that, we can no longer guarantee your sanity. > Well, you've just met all the qualifications to be a professional author, in > that you have no qualifications to be an author. > I dunno, he quite enjoys people holding candles up to his perversion, but > the smell of scorched hair is atrocious. :) > It's not silly. You did spell glair wrong. Just because there's no such > word as glair, doesn't mean you didn't spell it wrong... > There actually exists a thread with more than a hundred posts and no > homosexual innuendo. (A scientific viewpoint of the flood) The subject > itself naturally has absolutely nothing to do with GW games, but that > would be asking too much, don't you think. > You're too young for this filth. Go and browse the hardcore porn groups > instead, less chance of you being corrupted... > All hail the wonky Hamster of Doom, Bucktoothed Harbinger of the Apocalypse! > *Vomits* ROBCPW1/AlecPeters/Rec.games.miniatures.warhammer.kinky.sex > .latex.bestiality.corpses.and.even.altar.boys > That is *sooo* cheesy. Didn't I say Codex: God would be full of hyped-up > super-cheese? > Frankly, it looked more legible when I ROT13ed it. > You bastard, leave those words in my mouth alone... They are already > twisted enough... > Actually, for me, fucking is just fine. > All we need are quad combiweapons to solve all of our differences. > Hey, you can't talk to him like that. As a successful lawyer, > astronaut, cabalist, baker, organ donor, gun runner, priest, bookie, > crimefighter, stand up comedian and pro wrestler I can safely say that > if you continue to make slanderous allegations like that I'll be forced > to fly to the US and rape your pets. Twice. > Stop being so goddam polite. I'm trying to start a flame war here. > You mis-spelled "M45T3R H4X0R." > (PS -- how long does the typical thread's title remain valid for, > anyway? I want to see some statistics.) > Jeepers. Maybe somebody should start a newsgroup devoted to GW > miniatures games. > I think we need to start a support group....."Hi, my name is Matt and I > used....AOL." > Oh, come on! You've been here before! You know we don't actually > DISCUSS anything around here. We just trade insults, semi-coherent > rants, off-topic opinions, and snappy .sig lines. > Well, your 'emotional pain' is bleeding all over my carpet. > I'd see a porno flick with Kylie Minogue!! > (Either Kylie in the movie, or Kylie out > sitting on the bed with me. Either interpretation > works just fine as far as I'm concerned...) > I'm glad I stopped by this newsgroup, I've learned so much about > Warhammer. > Mature? Don't you ever accuse us of being that again... > "I know what the rule says, Tuomas, but you *know* what I meant. If I > have to change it I'll have to walk *ALL* the way back up to the > computer doohickey..." > Whoa...we're on topic. What happened? > It's finally happened. My Warhammer hobby has left me homeless and > penniless. My car was repossessed this morning. > I suggest contacting the RTC - but be careful, > they're a funny lot and much given to impaling unbelievers with sharp > pointy things and removing people's heads for the slightest > transgression. Some of them like eating people, too. > I knew that guy at the GW store was looking at me strangely while I was > feeding cheese to the Skaven . . . > Hah! Look out for my lethal commando Nurgling, then. > A Texan AND a Frenchman? Wouldn't that cause some kind of arrogance > singularity, sucking the ego out of everything around it, and causing a > massive personality black hole which made all other topics of conversation > except it's own bloated superego impossible? > Well, if you have Squats, I'm sorry to tell you that these are almost > completely worthless. It seems you can't unload these even if you try > to give 'em away free with other figures. I will do you a HUGE favor, > if you have any, and buy any that you have at $0.50 a pound. > Oh, come now...this NG was never serious. How seriously can you take a > forum that's dedicated to playing outrageously-expensive games with > little plastic and metal soldiers? You can't. Part of the problem here > is that people are taking this way too seriously. > No no no NO. You don't apologise and say something sensible, you're > supposed to now flame everyone and take an outrageous stance on a highly > debated topic. > Hey, I'm not you. > > Oh, wait a sec, yes I am. > Well... I chose the Eldar. They are so very color coordinated, and > they have such pretty outfits. And there is the beret of course, and > ritual sodomy. Mmmmmmhhhhh.... ritual sodomy. > This is weird. I had an image of two Marines trying to kick out a > gatecrashing Greater Daemon... > First of all, DIE DIE FUCKING DIE! > Second of all, see the first. > Understands that a game can be named differently between > countries. Marvels at the fact that the UK guys are actually rallying > around this. > When making Shepherd's Pie, try to avoid using real shepherds. > SSSHHHHHH!! I'm busy trying to pick up hot internet chicks, do you mind? > A French wargame? That's a novel concept. What do you do, see who can drop > their weapons the fastest, run for cover and surrender?? > Now that I got the Steering Wheel patch, my car hardly ever > crashes. Waddaya mean it was supposed to COME with one...? > Anal cigarettes? Yeeeow. > So, in a way, it is worth the money (I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SAYING THIS). > I find that bulldog clips are indispensable. Being immune to Tippex, > they can start shredding paper / pinning writing implements from the > first turn. Of course, they have to watch out for that bloody blu-tack, > though. > A "Version-change" (similar to a sex change but more painful) > If this childish patriotic/religious/intolerant nonsense doesn't stop > right now, NOBODY's going to heaven. Catch my drift? Good. > Certainly, sir. Today's speciality is liquified redneck with diced Alec > Peters. We also have ROB marinaded in its own bullshit, and raw > Thrasher delicately sprinkled with Al-Hussein(TM) anthrax spores. Might > I recommend the Evil Homer(TM) Shredded Newbie for dessert. All served > with a side-salad of chopped Comizzar and Phoenixflare. > Codex: Leman Russ Right Sponson Heavy Bolter Ammo Hopper Third Shell > Down From the Top, painted Green and Named Richard by the Tank > Commander. > It almost appears as if this festering pit of filth has degenerated into > a semi-respectable on-topic newsgroup. Say it isn't so. > HA! I just killfiled god! > Pompous know it all: Someone who doesn't think 100 is a high number for > an IQ. > You're thinking of the soon-to-be-released battlefield sewing kit surely > (RRP £15). Including quick release zip pockets allowing GW quick access > to your wallet and a free bottle of Citadel Colour T-shirt dye (contains > only enough to dye 75% of your shirt, so you must buy another (RRP £10). > Transfers will also be sold separately (£5 each), and then there's the > official GW needle set (boxed set of 5 sewing needles £25) - only shirts > which have been modified using official GW needles and accessories will > be allowed into official GW stores/events. > Better than being anally raped by a moose and living. > 3. I've also heard that Jews are trying to take over the world. I'm > busted on this one. I'm working independantly on the problem, however, > and none of my family members (to the best of my knowledge) are > attempting world domination. > ObDisclaimer: I hear Tom Clancy interviews sailors before he writes a > book. Said sailors must be having a great laugh at his expense right > now. > Bobbies. How can anyone be afraid of anything named "Bobbies"? > A great deal of people on this NG are stupid kids who think they have > the world figured out. The rest are stupid adults who think they have > the world figured out . . . > Before start I'd like to say that the word "Sex" was included in the title > merely to get more people to read this. > ROBCPW1 is a fucking you. > > Oops, disregard that stylish pun. I've just realised that it sounds like an > Italianised warning of an attack upon the readers person... > Gotta love it when someone with a .fi at the end of their address has > better English skills than someone with a .uk at the end of theirs... > At last!! Someone else who uses the term "darkies"!!! I thought it was > dead long ago. *wipes tear from eye* ah, that reminds me of my childhood - > my grandfather ranting on about niggers and spics and krauts, and the rest > of my family saying, "Yes, well, erm, quite. Did you see that programme on > BBC 2?" > Actually, Roboute was writing the Codex, and he needed to make sure it > was up to scratch. So, for the entire Heresy, he had the whole *legion* > parading up and down on Ultramar, repainting their armour, parading, > designing laurel wreaths, parading, building statues to the Emperor, > parading - oh, and partaking of the traditional Ultramarine ritual of > group sodomy. Repeatedly. In companies. On the parade ground. In > formation. > You can't make an omelette without breaking Jervis^Weggs. > No. I have something special planned for McVey; a death connected to > his sin... we'll feed him ever Lemartes miniature in the place. > Damn straight! > Let's capture all the studio. Tie them to chairs. > "Now, Mr. McVey. Ve have a few questions to ask you..." > "Ah. Mr. Priestly. So nice of you to join us?" > "Do you expect me to talk?" > "No, Mr. Woods. I expect you to die...." > Is he trying to say that Faith In Christ will get people laid in the > afterlife? That's a new take on it. > GO: No, no, really, they're, um, well, they're... Rizla papers, that's > what they are! Oh yes. > FI: Oh yes? > GO: (Begins frantically rolling top secrets documents) Oh yes. Got a > light? > Damn you Bourbon! Damn you straight to hell! > Well, not *straight* to hell... (gulp) > Here is a universal Chaos Motto: > > Trying to overthrow the Imperium for 10,000 years, and still haven't > gotten it right. > Suddenly, there was a great lurch in the space time continuum, as > every member of RGMW lost their lunch. > Actually, it's been proven that 80% of RGMW are complicated AI programs. > 19% are overweight, balding white men who never leave their homes. > The remaining 1% are clueless newbies and/or trolls. > BTW, this is the true reason for the Horus Heresy: the Loyalist were > into opera and ballet, and the heretics were into musicals. > Perhaps he knows a HUGE Harley-Biker kinda guy covered in tattoos, > several randomly-placed body-piercings, shaved head and red goatee! > Wearing leather, wrapped in chains, and smoking a ceegar! > "Where's that bitch Alec Peters? Joe Schulte's the name, sodomizing's > the game!" > I think it should go to > rec.bloody.scientists.showing.off.their.'A'.grade.at.physics.A.level, to > be honest ... > Okay, kiddies, I'm starting to feel sorry for the pathetic, child > molesting, UET afflicted dork. We've got to leave him *one* of his > illusions. > However, we will stop sending orders to people who insist on "group > hugs" as part of a (quickly decided) company policy. > You missed a FUCKING between THIS & NEWSGROUP. > Still, I think the IG could use a combat engineer corps. They should be tough > enough to hold their own in battle, technically competent and well-supplied > with novel equipment, matter-of-fact about the risks of combat, hairy faced, > four feet tall and called Squats. > 'Mancunian'. That's just plain EVIL. > He was an intelligent AOL'er! THEY'RE A PROTECTED SPECIES, DAMMIT! [Unfortunate but necessary legal stuff : These out-takes where compiled by Shim. The actual content is probably copyright whoever typed it. You probably can't redistribute this stuff without Shim's _and_ the people who wrote its permission]