Quirks about me

I think the following words should be used more: saucy, thrice, infidel, derelict, nifty, ginchy, supertacular...

I growl and shake my fist at people and even the computer sometimes when I'm talking to people...

I've lied about things so much and with such conviction that I've actually started to believe the lies that I made up.

I've actually tried to count how times The Offspring said, "yay" or "yeah" or "ya" or something like that in Ixnay on the Hombre, but feel asleep...21 times in The Meaning of Life, I think.

I sometimes forget that Captain America and squirtle are fictional.

I have serious contumplated if I was given the choice would I choose to become a vampire.

I think the letter c should be taken away from the alphabet.

I used to be able to recite the alphabet backwards as well as I did forwards.

I think sporks are the coolest utensils ever...i also own two metal sporks...no cheap stuff for me.

I've gotten so physically exhausted by playing a basketball boardgame that I had to take a nap at my friend's house.

I made all-cape for soccer, but I'm not allowed to do throw-ins because I keep doing foul throws.

I've beaten someone twice my body weight in an eating contest and made him throw-up.

I like to say "you'd think that wouldn't you" and "in theory".

I love jellyfish.

I use nonverbs as verbs...like that happies me...it headaches me...it maddens me...

I think the letter's 'c' and 'q' should be removed and the letter 'x' should be strengthen...but if i wrote like that u'd all think i'm a crack addict.

I'm deathly afraid of water... need to learn to swim, but i'm too terrorified.

I get fatigued playing board games... like chess.

I created The Kick in the Head game... in which one wins by kicking their opponent in the head more than they do to you.

I'm addicted to sunflower seeds; my brand is Skinner's.

I used to be addicted to Sprite, but now I'm addicted to lemonade.

I love to argue.

I think that guys who have umbrellas in not heavy rain are weak.