Velcome to Schpooky Lant, celebrating horror since 1998. I am Meester Schpooky, your host and maschkott.

Click Here! to suffer my moovie rants!


...and I am not completely dead, deschpite appearences...

This page is used for general info that doesn't is fittink in with the gestalt of the rest of the site. You know.... technical stuff....

And don't ask about the cheesy fake accent.

SpookyLand has been unable to avoid the nasty Geocities sidebar, since I am so cheap, and will not pay for the hosting of this site. Apologies all around.

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For best results at SpookyLand, don't be quick to disable pop-ups, as I use them in some of the nooks and crannies.... like the quizzes.
Let me know if my ourageous accent is annoyink you...

COMINK SOONISH!
A really cool (and long promised) Haunted House, in glorious black-and-white.... By 'soonish,' I mean that I have been promisink this since 1998.
First frights in film, and the finest gallery of antique vampire killing kits to be found anywhere on the web.
Random appearences by me, Meester Schpooky, with my fantastic fading-in/fading-out accent! Who could ask for more?