Group Efforts

Dante's Inferno Assignment: Ben, Chip, Matt, and I churn out a parody of Dante's Inferno for an English assignment. We were required to create our own three levels of Hell. So we did. And here it is.

A Poem, by Ben and Rob: In theory Ben and I wrote this switching off every other line or coupla lines, but looking over it, I don't remember writing any of it. It doesn't seem to make much sense, so it could easily have been written by us both.

A Poem, by Venusian Love Goddess Constance and Rob: I wrote six lines, she wrote six lines, and then I guess I wrote six more lines. Sort of forgot about it, so it's in the unfinished section too.

Unfinished

Dance: I seem to have been trying to write a pop song, or a poem, or something. It also seems that I was enamoured with "yeah yeah" at the time.

Where Were You Assignment: Had to write something using "Where were you last night?" I think that's the phrase. One of the phrases in the begining paragraph. We were not alotted much time to write, so it originally stopped at the -----'s. I kind of liked it. Wrote some more. I later added the *****'s to where I should have stopped.

A Poem, by Venusian Love Goddess Constance and Rob: It's a collaboration, so it is in the Group section too. I wrote six lines, she wrote six lines, and then I guess I wrote six more lines.

No Excuses

A Toast: Written by just me and complete, like the rest of this section. I wrote it in high school, so, it's not entirely unexpected that's not the greatest thing ever written. Or even close. Angry crap. At the time, though, everyone in my Creative Writing class had only heard my happy crap, so I recieved a pleasingly shocked reation for this one.

Fuzzy Bug: This is allright. The x and y line still bothers me, but I don't actually have any suggestions on how to correct it. I once had a good illustration for it, too.

Tpyo Demons: I like the idea, but the Tpyo Demon joke is a little weak, and it doesn't end very well. It was sort of a warm up for the Day Creatures thing I wrote.

Day Creatures: This, I dunno. At times I really like, and sometimes no. It was popular with my friends. The rhyming thing at the end I can't stand, but I've been instructed to leave it be.

Mate Values Assignment: I was supposed to write about how my ideals on the perfect mate differed from my parents' specifications for an ideal mate for me. I really like this one. Just lying left and right. Even some of the stuff that sounds true. I had fun.

For Erica: This one is really a performance piece. I had a good time with it.

Rob: Me about Me. Actually largely based on things my friends have said about me.

Creation Assignment: I was supposed to write about how I thought the world began. I wrote this instead. To be fair, part of it I had already written from a dream, and my friends did help with a bit here and there, but mostly it is mine. There's another longer version formatted for printing, but it's not worth posting. If you feel that you need it, I will try to find a printer that doesn't hate me and I will get you a copy.