Our Humble Staff


Angry Lamp: Founder, Benefactor, Illtempered Illumination
He is so angry. Angry that he can't do more for you, our beloved customers, and for the less fortunate around the world.

Rob: Manager, Web Technician, Marketing, Morale Consultant...
From his humble beginings as a motivational consultant in the diamond mines of Africa, Rob has always known his destiny was to lead others to greatness. Rob found Justin wandering the streets of Cincinnati with the other vagrant children displaced by the riots of 2000. After hearing a charismatic speech delivered by our faultless founder Mr.Lamp, Rob decided that he and Justin should work for Angry Lamp Inc. as an unstoppable father and adopted-but-adequate-son team.

Justin: Design Slave, Scapegoat
This is Justin. It would make him happy to do design work for you. This is how Justin sees things, which proves he is at least partially insane. Insanity is a desirable creative element in a designer. Please visit our services page to find out what he would be honored to do for you.


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