Eldo is one of my best buds on #xpa at chat.foxworld.com, and swapping wav files is one of the many fun things we enjoy.

Right click the links below, and choose "Save link as"(Netscape users) or "Save Target As" (Internet Explorer users). If you use mirc, save them in your c:\mirc directory.

• 125 "One; Two; Five...","Three Sir!","Three!" - Monty Python (King Arthur & Lancelot).
• 911chnge "The # you have reached, 9-1-1, has been changed to a non-published #" - The Operator.
• abtch "I'm a bitch, I'm a tease, I'm a goddess...." - Whatshername.
• apology "Every time I try to talk to someone it's 'Sorry this' and 'Forgive me that'..." - Monty Python (God).
• apu "Thank you for comingk. I'll see you in Hell." - The Simpsons (Apu).
• axe-head "William! Move your head...." - So I Married An Axe Murderer (Mike Meyers).
• badgirl "I was... I, I was a bad girl" - Gillian Anderson.
• can_do_t "Computers can do that?" - The Simpsons (Homer).
• dedodedo Theme from Disney's "Robin Hood" at Chipmunk speed.
• fart "I fart in your general direction! Thbptphbtt.." - Monty Python (The Frenchman).
• filly "I like this one, Charlie. She's quite a filly." - So I Married An Axe Murderer (Mike Meyers).
• fingers "Doh! Stupid fingers!" - The Simpsons (Homer).
• haha "Ha HA" - The Simpsons (Nelson).
• hatedcol "Ooh, I hated the colonel wit' 'is wee Beedy eye..." - So I Married An Axe Murderer (Mike Meyers).
• heehee Homer Simpson giggling like a school girl.
• imean "Doh! Doh! Doh... I mean WooHoo!" - The Simpsons (Homer).
• krustyha Krusty The Clown's signature laugh.
• newbie "Do I smell a newbie?", Machine gun followed by maniacal laughter.
• nibble "What's 'e do? Nibble your bum?" - Monty Python (Sir Robin).
• ocrap "Oh! Crap!" - The Simpsons (Krusty).
• ohbitch "Oh bitch, bitch, bitch!" - The Simpsons (Grandpa).
• pms "Oh my God! She's PMSing! Run for it!" - I don't know who.
• reapr "Don't fear the Reaper" - Blue Oyster Cult.
• scotcrap "Welcome to all things Scottish. Our slogan is; 'If it's not Scottish, it's CRAP!" - SNL (Mike Meyers).
• shutit "Shut it!" - So I Married An Axe Murderer (Mike Meyers).
• smrt "I am so smart! S-M-R-T!" - The Simpsons (Homer).
• woohoo "WooHoo!" - The Simpsons (Homer).
• yoohoo "YooHoo!", Belch - The Simpsons (Barney).