~Deb and Laura
-a book called "100 Ways to use a Light Saber"—it slices, it dices….
-The Jedi oxygen mask....attaches on to any Jedi belt. For those moments when your favorite Jedi makes you swoon, you can just pull out the mask and instant oxygen to keep you from passing out.
-The Jedi Scissor set-the fastest way to get your Jedi out of his robes
-The Jedi time machine/etch a sketch......IF you don't like it when your favorite jedi dies, just shake it and it go back in time where you can rewrite it your way!
-The Darth Maul Dart Board
-The Darth Maul Key holder-just hang your keys on his horns
-The Obi Wan hair braiding kit
-The beard trimming lights saber
-The light saber attachment set---when size really does matter
-The Jedi clapper...for when mind tricks just don't work—clap on clap off…the clapper
-The Jedi Translator- When there's no one in sight to understand what Jar Jar is saying, use the translator.--from Lkosa Emmed
Constructive Rebellion...How to win friends, influence the fate of
the universe, and do exactly what you want, by defying the will of The
Council
author: Master Jedi Qui-Gon Jinn
A sampling of Chapter Headings: The Ediquette of Rebellion-Doing it Your Way, POLITELY; The Ethics of Defiance-Heeding the Force Within; Selective Listening-Advanced Techniques (not for use by Apprentices); Creative Logistics-Acquiring What You Need, When You Need It, Without the Inconvienience of Council Oversight; Interspecies Relationships-Getting What You Want from Lesser Being and Making Them Like It;
-from Jeanean Wendland
