USES AND APPLICATIONS OF GUMMY MATERIALS

USES AND APPLICATIONS OF GUMMY MATERIALS



I have created this document to enlighten people to the numerous beneficial uses of this often overlooked substance. In the past gummy materials have been limited to usage in such primitive consumer products as 'Gummy Bears' and such. But this is a great waste of potential! Why, just look at all the possible uses for gummy materials!

Gummy Aircraft
Such airplanes would bounce off the ground in the event of a crash, and would be extremely fire resistant!
Gummy Cars
Air bags would become obsolete with such vehicles, since the entire machine would be like a giant airbag! Not only would fatal accidents be reduces, but gummy vehicles would resist denting and scratching!
Gummy Roads
Bumpy roads and pot holes would b a thing of the past! (unless, of course, people got REALLY hungry!)
Gummy Buildings
Fire retardant and earthquake resistant, such building could be the wave of the future!
Gummy Life Preservers and Jackets
Not only would such devices save the user from drowning, but they would also be used as emergency rations while waiting for rescue!
Gummy Bullets
Imagine how many lives would have been saved if lead ammunition was replaced with gummy rounds! A gummy bullet to the head would still be more than enough to knock a person unconscious, but at least when they woke back up they'd have something to eat close by!
Gummy Computer Cases
Encasing the computers delicate internal components in gummy materials would save them from a great deal of damage when the user pounds on them after Windows crashes yet again.

And gummy materials have many other benefits and advantages! And in the unlikely event of famine, starvation could be staved off by eating local machinery and vehicles! Of course, this might result in the consumption of he local infrastructure and collapse of society.. But che sera, sera... :)



(in case you haven't guessed, this is all one big joke.. But if anyone who reads this ever DOES starts building gummy structures.. I want fifty percent of the profits! : ) )

This excersise in weirdness was inspire by Psyche... Hey! Watch it with those gummy arrows already! :)

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