IRA forever!!!!!!!
IRA forever!!!!!!!
Celibacy is not hereditory.
Beauty is only skin deep, ugly goes right to the bone.
If everything seems to be going well, you obviously don't
know what the hell is going on.
Never argue with a fool, people might not know the
difference.
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
The other queue always moves faster.
Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more
than you thought.
The chance of a slice of bread falling with butter side
down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
The repairman will never have seen a model quite like
yours before.
A short cut is the longest distance between two points.
Anything good in life is either illeagal, immoral, or
fattening.
The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of
an oncoming frieght train.
Murphy's golden rule : whoever has the gold makes the
rules.
No matter how long you shop for an item, once you've
bought it, it will be on sale somewhere else cheaper.
In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don't
need it.