Welcome! Sit down, take off your coat...stay a while. Where are you from? Great place, I was there last year. Are you hungry?
Aren't we all? Let me show you something...do you like Mexican? Me too. I would suggest that you try the Burritos first, they are very interesting. You make sure you come back and see us though.
You've been on a long journey, I've heard. Do you need something to wake you up? Sounds like a job for JOLT Headquarters, but be careful, and don't let them convince you to try the new jolt. 
You say you want something thicker? Something you can put your teeth into? I myself am a vegetarian but I've heard The Spam is good. Don't let it bite back. Do you want something really exciting? Is it the fast lane that gets
your heart pumping, mind racing? Try our house blend of Expresso Roast it will keep with you all through the night.
So you are still here...I take it that you have tried everything? Good. Now for dessert. Tonight we have two possibilities...and they are both scrumptious! The first is a bit of a mystery, the only way to go is to open Pandora's box.
The second is the ever popular, ever-lasting lembas . I hope that everything is to your liking... perhaps when you are finished you will want to hear some stories. They are very nice by the fire.
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