| 10. |
After finding out Leia is his sister, he remembers how much he enjoyed
it when she kissed him. |
| 9. |
The whole Darth Vader being his father thing. |
| 8. |
Even though Leia knew their mothers name, she never told him it. |
| 7. |
His last attempt was foiled when he landed on an antennae (Jumped into
that pit on Bespin) |
| 6. |
Everyone's lightsaber seems to be longer than his. |
| 5. |
Bionic hand changed the channel just before the verdict was read at
the O.J. trial. |
| 4. |
Just the thought of his father's face is enough to kill anyone.
(Or is that Top random number of ways Luke tried to commit suicide?) |
| 3. |
Yoda is always appearing in his mind, repeating the words, "You will
be, YOU WILL BE!!!" (That part was scary!!) |
| 2. |
Obi Wan keeps appearing and does his horrible impression of Yoda saying,
"You will be, YOU WILL BE!!!" |
| 1. |
Anakin continually possesses him, and tries to throw him into a pit,
screaming the words, "Let's see how you like it in the lava!" |
| 0. |
Leia is having his baby. |
| -1. |
So is Chewbacca! (I had to fit Chewbacca in there somehow!) |
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