| 10. |
First James Bond movie would have been Grand Moff No |
| 9. |
Police Academy movies retitled Jedi Academy |
| 8. |
Due to union rules, a Wookie would have to be standing in the background
of all outdoor scenes |
| 7. |
During Hollywood premieres, midget actors in Ewok costumes would skip
up and down the aisles, handing out Raisinets and malted milk balls |
| 6. |
Van Damme would be eated by a giant space slug |
| 5. |
Imagine the drama, when, at the end of Gone With The Wind, Scarlett
and Rhett discover they are actually brother and sister! |
| 4. |
Star Trek II would have featured exciting lines like: "Kiiiiiiiirk!
I am your father!" |
| 3. |
During entire eight years of his presidency, Reagan would have worn
bright orange X-Wing pilot's outfit and helmet |
| 2. |
In first Batman film, Jack Nicholson would have delivered best Joker
lines in fluent Huttese |
| 1. |
Lethal Weapon films would have starred Mel Gibson and Billy Dee Williams |
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