| 10. |
Generous Dark Lords of the Sith pension plan |
| 9. |
Sick and tired of mentor Obi-Wan Kenobi reciting lines from "Bridge
Over the River Kwai" |
| 8. |
To escape cruel taunting over dorky name |
| 7. |
To impress the babes |
| 6. |
Kicked in head by bantha |
| 5. |
Misunderstood name, thought the "Dirk Side" was fan club for pretty-boy
actor Dirk Benedict |
| 4. |
Charmed by Emporer Palpatine's seductive after-shave |
| 3. |
Wanted to use the Force to prop up Chrysler stock |
| 2. |
Owed money to Jabba the Hutt, could refinance debt through the Empire |
| 1. |
Wanted cool voice like James Earl Jones |
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