TOP TEN THINGS VADER WOULD DO IF HE WERE A TREKKIE
 
 
10. If Scotty "canna do it", Scotty canna breathe 
9. When Spock says Vader is illogical Vader responds with, "I find your lack of faith disturbing." 
8. When communicating to his superiors Vader begins with, "What is thy bidding my master?" 
7. Chekov is repeatadly described as being as clumsy as he is stupid. 
6. "Data, I am your father!" 
5. Q stops messing with the crew after Vader hacks his hand off with his lightsaber and gives him a Force Wedgie. 
4. Klingons seem to be less aggressive after Vader crushes Worf's trachea. 
3. Phasers are NEVER set on stun. 
2. Goes through bridge crews like so many cans of beef-a-roni. 
1. What Prime Directive?! 

 

 

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