| 10. |
Stormtroopers are the Empire's first line of
defense. |
| 9. |
All ships and installations are built around
a "main reactor." |
| 8. |
Exhaust ports are big enough for proton torpedoes
and always lead to the "main reactor." |
| 7. |
TIE Fighters have no shields. |
| 6. |
The Emperor's best troops were defeated by rock
and stick wielding teddy bears. |
| 5. |
Officers over the rank of Lieutenant have a life
expectancy of two weeks. |
| 4. |
Everything proceeds as the Emperor has foreseen. |
| 3. |
Stormtroopers are picked for their intelligence
and common sense. |
| 2. |
The Emperor allows the alliance to know the location
of the shield generator. |
| 1. |
Bounty Hunters, We don't need their scum! |
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