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What Do I Do?

This is a question I ask myself a lot. I must do something otherwise you would not be able to read this webpage. I must breath and randomly fire electrical impulses along my synapses. Or of cause I could actually be a sentient being who does things out of choice.

Well what do I as a sentient being choose to do:
Drink Real Ale
Therefore killing lots of brain cells
Study Physics
Therefore boring myself to death.(At least im not doing Maths)
Read, Watch and Live Science Fiction
Therefore ruining my eyesight and not exercising
Planning for World Domination
Therefore becoming a Homicidal Maniac. Which is bad for the rest of you!
Royal College of Science Union Stuff
Therefore pissing my degree in the wind by doing Union Hack Stuff. Like running the Beer Festival, freshers and annual dinners and last but not least running bar nights.

"Throw a chicken in the air... "

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