In recent news, on December 30, 1997, Evildans were seen in New York City. Citizens were shocked to see the Statue of Liberty flying over the city. Apparently, one of the menacing Evildans tore it from its stand and threw it as if it was a piece of moldy cheese. No one in the area saw it land, however, several hours later a local farmer complained that a giant green lady had destroyed his rose garden.
The Evildans had destroyed a good part of Manhattan. The Empire State Building had been used as a toothpick by one of the Evildans. Buildings, once tall and grand, are now only mounds of rubble. Citizens are reminded not come to the downtown area until further notice.
Also advised, watch out for flying yellow taxi cabs. Apparently, several Evildans managed to get into the taxi cabs parking lot and decided to play ping pong. Fortunately no one got hurt.
More later..