ON MY HAIR DRYER INSTRUCTIONS: * Do not use while sleeping.
ON A BAG OF FRITOS: * You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP, IT SAYS: * Directions: Use like regular soap.
I HAVE A FROZEN DINNER AT HOME THAT SAYS: * Serving suggestion: Defrost.
ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP IN A BOX: * fits one head.
ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESERT * Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING * Product will be hot after heating
ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON * Do not Iron clothes on body
ON BOOTS CHILDRENS COUGH MEDICINE * Do not drive car or operate machinery
ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID) * Warning: may cause drowsiness
ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE * Warning keep out of children
ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS * For indoor or outdoor use only.
ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR * Not to be used for the other use
ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS * Warning: contains nuts
ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS * Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW * Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands
ON A PACKET OF SUNMAID RAISINS * Why not try tossing over your favorite breakfast cereal?
