The Johnny saga all began when all the men on the battle field were killed... But one man is always left standing. He is known as a hero all over his homeland. He is Johnny, the hero of truth and honesty. As a child he was kind to his parents and liked to sing songs and bake cookies. He'd always feed the sheep and goats and always spend extra time with the less fortunate. At the age of 6 he was just trotting along the road. He was hit by the town drunk in his speeding Chevy. He was diagnosed with prostate cancer. The docter couldn't explain how that could happen from the fender of a '67 Chevy. But it did. So he went into surgery and he knew this was the day he was A MAN!! at the age of 6. So that day (at the age of 6) he went and got some school chums and they went drinking and put all their money together and bought a prostitute. Now he was truly a man. Now all he needed to do was make his friends, family, animals, neighbours, townsfolk, country, world, and universe proud of him. So he got hammered and joined the service. Killed a few men and was pronounced a national hero. What a swell guy.

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